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Florida woman's sex toy lawsuit against Delta goes to appeals
Miami Herald ^ | November 18, 2004

Posted on 11/18/2004 8:28:52 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

Something was buzzing in her luggage. When taken to the taxiway, she told a Delta security agent that the buzzing was likely coming from a sex toy she and her husband had just bought during their trip to Las Vegas.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: airlines; delta; lawsuit; sextoy
Maybe the toy can donated to the Bill Clinton Lie-brary.
1 posted on 11/18/2004 8:28:52 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Her mistake was forgetting that "what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas," not in the luggage.
2 posted on 11/18/2004 8:33:35 PM PST by NonValueAdded ("We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise" LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Don't ya mean the lierbrary?


3 posted on 11/18/2004 8:34:27 PM PST by Mikey (Freedom isn't free, but slavery is.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Before packing for the airport, one should practice here:

Dog toy or Marital aid?

4 posted on 11/18/2004 8:37:18 PM PST by Texas dog (Need any wood?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

She must not be too upset about it, given the attention she is drawing to herself.


5 posted on 11/18/2004 8:39:06 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Texas dog

I took the quiz: Much like the 2003 Minnesota Vikings, I started out splendidly and finished up horribly.


6 posted on 11/18/2004 8:43:37 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Ouch, that year in Vikingdom still hurts.

Anyways, I got 10 out of 12 right. What am I doing on a website dedicated to Republican issues anyways?


7 posted on 11/18/2004 8:49:17 PM PST by TypeZoNegative (Isn't it ironic that the spleen, most useless organ in our body is also on the left side of our body)
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To: TypeZoNegative

What was that about "Man's Best Friend?" ;-)


8 posted on 11/18/2004 8:52:15 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: TypeZoNegative

Long distance Vikings fan, here, though not as big as one as I used to be. My first football memory was the 1970 Super Bowl when I was all of six.


9 posted on 11/18/2004 8:54:54 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: TypeZoNegative

All I can say is I would be trusted to take care of your dogs on all three tests. LOL


10 posted on 11/18/2004 9:02:26 PM PST by MKM1960
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

All she had to say was that it was her back massager. =P


11 posted on 11/18/2004 9:14:20 PM PST by osboy (Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.)
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To: osboy

That's what she gets for using DURA-CELL!


12 posted on 11/18/2004 9:30:53 PM PST by Viet-Boat-Rider (SLAP a Liberal verbally today! We MUST keep them down where they belong!)
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