Skip to comments.Teresa Heinz Kerry (Vanity)
Posted on 11/30/2004 5:10:40 AM PST by Jose Roberto
Let's review and EDIT (in parentheses) Teresa's biography as painted very "lovingly" by Kerry's website.
Teresa Heinz Kerry brings extraordinary ability, experience, (rudenesss, low class) and accomplishment to her husbands (disastrous)campaign for President. Her extensive philanthropic work finding solutions to many of the most pressing challenges facing our nation (and her abrasiveness and lack of empathy), demonstrates she will be a leader helping our nation explore these issues, such as protecting the environment, our children, the rights of women (and insulting the voters of America). She has been a fighter for human rights, a strong supporter of the arts, (and a bizarre woman who is labeled as a "loose canon" by the national press). Born in Mozambique, fluent in several languages (or so she says), she has combined compassion and common sense to become a force for innovation, social progress (and greed) as leader of one of the nation's large private foundations. After studying at the University of the Witwatersrand in South Africa and the University of Geneva, she moved to the United States (looking for a rich husband) and got a job working for the Trusteeship Council of the United Nations. In 1966, she married (billionaire) Senator John Heinz whom she met when they were graduate students and with whom she had three (lazy and mommy's-boys) sons. Shortly after celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in 1991, she lost her husband in a plane crash.
Turning down offers to seek election (no, after realizing that the Pennsylvania voters would reject her decisevely) to her husband's Senate seat to take care of her sons, family and professional responsibilities, she became chairman of The Howard Heinz Endowment and the Heinz Family Philanthropies. Under her (bizarre)leadership, the Heinz foundations are widely known for developing innovative strategies to protect the environment, improve education and the lives of young children, reduce the cost of prescription drugs, promote the arts and help women achieve financial economic security (and if you believe that, I have a nice bridge in Brooklyn to sell you). She established the Women's Institute for a Secure Retirement in 1996 to educate women about pensions, savings, and retirement security (and you have to be a member of NOW to be eligible).
Their mutual interest in environmental issues brought Teresa and John together (no, his Gigolo activities looking for a sadddened widow...are you listening Suha?). She was first introduced to John Kerry by Senator Heinz (poor guy, little did he know that Gigolo would pick up his wife during his funeral)at an Earth Day rally in 1990. In 1992, she met Kerry again at the Earth Summit (sounds as if Gigolo is in hot pursuit here) in Rio de Janeiro when President George H. W. Bush appointed her as part of a State Department Delegation representing U.S. non-governmental organizations (biggest mistake by the Elder Bush). She and Sen. Kerry were married in the presence of her three sons and his two daughters on Memorial Day weekend in 1995 (Gigolo had to sign a pre-nuptial arrangement, her three sons were too drunk to care and Kerry's daughters were having dangerous liaisons with the waiters in the basement). Teresa has received numerous awards (The Foul Mouth Award, The Shove It of the Year, the Golden Scumbag Award, among others) and 10 honorary degrees for her many works (all paid from the Heinz Foundation checkbooks). In September of last year, she was presented with the Albert Schweitzer Gold Medal for Humanitarianism, for her work protecting the environment, promoting health care and education and uplifting women and children throughout the world (except Iraq and Afghanistan). She was elected a fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences in 2001 (and likely to be expelled in 2004 after her disgusting behavior in the Presidential Campaign).
In addition to her three sons and two step-daughters, Teresa is the almost inordinately (but understandably) proud grandmother of one grandchild. (Poor grandchild, learning bad words and bad manners from such Granma!!)
Well, there you have it...embellished by the Kerry Campaign...only now, America knows the real truth about this old and revolting hag.
Isn't she the eccentric widow of the late senator John Heinz?
I wonder what she's been doing since his ununfortunate death...
'In addition to her three sons and two step-daughters, Teresa is the almost inordinately (but understandably) proud grandmother of one grandchild. (Poor grandchild, learning bad words and bad manners from such Granma!!) '
Is this child not the one that belongs to the son she never sees, and admits that she never speaks to? He has 'something against her'?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great picture of Queen Teresa of Mozambique
Good riddance to the old, insufferable socialist sow. This disturbed woman is the epitome of the condescending, euro-elite... one of the major reasons our ancestors fled Europe for!
Rather, we knew dizzy tizzy too too well.