What you have just read from the Qatari spokesman is another typical lie, concocted by Hollywood special effects. The Qatari Minister of Labor is in fact not in Qatar or even Bengal, but is many thousands, perhaps millions of miles away, hiding in fear like the mustaches of dogs. Meanwhile the mighty army of Saddam Hussein continues to occupy the capital of Qatar, where the armies of the FReepers are trapped, with their stomachs roasting. We have blocked them inside the city; their rear is blocked. My feelings--as usual--we will slaughter them all. We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.