Posted on 12/06/2004 8:18:53 PM PST by doug from upland
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell schlock
Dowd is a witch...she won't ever switch
Whining, complaining, unhappy indeed
What she writes you should never read
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell schlock
She'll bum you out...there isn't a doubt
Sitting alone on a Central Park bench
She's a bitter wench
She bought men stuff...it's not enough
To get the guys to stay
As they're leaving she is grieving
On her VISA she will pay and pay
Zeta-Jones tempted and Michael said bye
Of that the FReepers mock
She's outside ripping Frosty's face off
That's the jingle bell schlock
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell schlock
Dubya had won and her hopes are done
She's a man-hater, she's making it clear
She's still dateless, the poor poor dear
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell schlock
She's under stress...she looks like a mess
People are happy, so she's really p*ssed
See her shake her fist
She bought men stuff...it's not enough
To get the guys to stay
As they're leaving she is grieving
On her VISA she will pay and pay
Zeta-Jones tempted and Michael said bye
Of that the FReepers mock
She's outside ripping Frosty's face off
That's the jingle bell...that's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell schlock
Job well done..Thanks!
I often don't comment on your songs, but they're really amazingly good. All of them.
Thanks for the comments. I don't get a lot of comments on most of the songs, so it is good to know that I am not the only one laughing. They are so much fun to create.
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Another winner, Doug! I guess Mo Dowd is one of those liberal "gifts that keep on giving"... ;-D
Maybe she is going to have to have this sent to her. Yeah. It will be my Christmas present to the witch.
Yes! Send it to her. And send another copy to Rush. He got a HUGE kick out of Mo Dowd's "Jingle Bell Schlock" column today... he read the whole thing on air, commenting on every sentence and trying to contain his laughter the entire time. Maybe he'll want to continue the glee tomorrow (Tuesday) by reading the words to your song on the air. ;-D
I'll send it to Rush, but he probably gets 10,000 emails a day.
"Everyone in my family loves it except me, and they can't fathom why I get the mullygrubs, as a Southern friend of mine used to call a low-level depression, from Thanksgiving straight through New Year."
Come Dec. 31, I will have lived in Georgia 49 years. I've never heard of "mullygrubs".
I know this will sound nuts, but after reading her article I feel more in the Christmas spirit. She must be using reverse psycohology.
Can you still say Christmas in CA?
I can say it. Believe it or not, our Kiwanis club continued the tradition of setting up statues and several religious scenes on Euclid Avenue in Ontario -- city property.
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