Posted on 12/07/2004 1:21:48 PM PST by Johnny Allright
I don't know if any of yall watched it but it was great.
You see im a huge fan of Larry the Cable Guy and I herd he was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel live I had to see that but then I found out Michael Moore was going to be on there too and I was like holy crap this is going to be good.
So Moore came out and said the same thing Bush lied Bush lied and Bush lied and then Larry came out now he did shake hands with Moore but I exspcted that now Larry did a couple of jokes and then looked over to Moore and said I got a bunch of buddies that want to kick your ass Moore replied breen'em on. And then Jimmy asked had Larry ever seen Farenhient 9/11 Larry said I got three copys to put under the couch to keep it leveled alot of people laugh at that joke even Moore laugh and some jackass boooed. Larry said he aint into that kind of movie he then said that he voted for Bush and that he's a big Bush fan and he did couple of more jokes and he was giving a copy of Farenhint 9/11 by Jimmy and when the show was going on commercial he threw it over his shoulder.
I hope some yall saw it cause it was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
You bet you'll have a good time. CG & I saw him about 4 years ago, we had never heard of him, and got in free. We laughed ourselves silly, and had sore muscles the next day! ENJOY!!!!!
make sure you read post #49! Larry is da man!
Ron: "My guess is all the way to the crash site."
LOL... I love that one.
Don'tcha just love how his former in-laws all talk like JF'nK???
Dontcha luv it?
Ron, I don't think you appreciate the intricacies of Mercedes-Benz engineering. I have a little wiper blade that clears my headlights so I can see in even the worst rain storm.
I got a place in my van where I can screw your sister.
I love the way Ron cuts to the chase!
I like the tale about his dog's poopapalooza festival too!
>Yes he was. It was him, Jeff Foxworthy (You Might Be A Redneck . . .), Bill Engvall (Here's Your Sign) and Ron White (They Call Me 'Tater Salad).<
Don't these 4 have a new Blue Collar video coming out soon? The first one is hilarious.
I think they might. They're doing a sketch comedy show for the WB and Comedy Central too called Blue Collar TV . . . not nearly as good. They need to stick to the story telling.
That's pretty much all SpongeMike Parachute Pants could say. What he left out is he has a whole platoon of body guards. He so out of shape just puttin' on his socks gets him close to the heart attack hotel.
No matter, I have been supervising construction crews for 30 years and I know at least 50 guys that would just love to meet 'ol Mikey anywhere he wants. I mean get real, most lefties idea of a work-out happens down at the Stay-Fit Spa. (take a look at the self portraits from DUmmie Land).
Even the union members who support them have pretty much revamped labor so much you have five guys to do the work of one non-union ass buster. Ever see the county road crew or a Union Pacific rail gang? Usually one guy leannin' on a shovel and five giving him moral support.
The guys I work with have got muscles in their sh*t. You won't see the likes of Mikey walkin in to the local tavern freqented by the local construction aliance. 99.9% of my construction crews were hard-core Pubbies. Lefties confined themselves to management and rarely made the descent to bridge the gap to the working class.
Larry the Cable Guy comes from this same part of middle America. Mikey and his buddies wouldn't have a chance.
*sniffle* God Bless America!!!
Yes, I think it just came out yesterday.
Thanks! I will have to check that out.
Lucky! I'm going to give the tickets to Mr. RK for Christmas. When I buy something really cool like that I have such a hard time keeping it a secret. I wanted to tell him sooooo bad last night!! LOL
Alright, Johnny Allright!
I can't keep a secret at all!
Larry just went up a few notches in my book
Understood. :)
"You better watch out I think she's a guy I ain't quite sure but something ain't right Hillary Clinton coming to town.
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