Humans feed and take care of dogs.
The dog thinks the human is a god.
Humans feed and take care of cats.
The cat thinks ITSELF is a god.
posted on 12/21/2004 8:57:24 AM PST
Dogs have Masters
Cats have Staff
posted on 12/21/2004 9:00:19 AM PST
(..............blog pimping is impolite..................)
Now now... cats DO serve a purpose! Without cats, I'd have to drive all the way to the range to sight in my deer rifles every season. (ducking for cover in preparation for the onslaught after that comment...)
posted on 12/21/2004 9:02:29 AM PST
(Animal testing is a bad idea. They get all nervous and give wrong answers.)
The Age of Savagery ended and the Barbarian Age began when Man domesticated Dog.
The Barbarian Age ended and Civilization began when Cat domesticated Man.
posted on 12/21/2004 9:11:59 AM PST
When you bring a dog into your household, you become family.
When you bring a cat into your household, you become staff.
posted on 12/21/2004 11:51:11 AM PST
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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