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Manís wound nets him charge of false report
Columbia Tribune ^ | 12/28/04 | AP

Posted on 12/29/2004 9:09:49 AM PST by Ellesu

INDEPENDENCE (AP) - Independence police have charged a man in this Kansas City suburb with filing a false police report after he said someone tried to carve the word "fag" on his forehead.

There was one little problem with 22-year-old Floyd Elliot’s story: The superficial wound was backward, as if it were made while looking into a mirror. Officials yesterday said that the slur also was burned into Elliot’s chest but said it was not backward. They say he filed the original report on Dec. 14 because he wanted more officers to patrol his Independence neighborhood.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: fag; gaf; hatecrime; slur; toidi

1 posted on 12/29/2004 9:09:49 AM PST by Ellesu
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To: Ellesu

Self-hate crime?


2 posted on 12/29/2004 9:12:02 AM PST by L98Fiero
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To: Ellesu; B4Ranch; Squantos; Pete-R-Bilt

Yo, Floyd...

Here's yer sign.


3 posted on 12/29/2004 9:14:20 AM PST by glock rocks (Play an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.)
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To: Ellesu
Too bad he can't receive a Darwin. We really need an award for these lame-brained idiotic moronic ignoramuses.
4 posted on 12/29/2004 9:15:53 AM PST by mtbopfuyn
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To: Ellesu

Not to smart, now he can also be charged with a hate crime violation of himself.


5 posted on 12/29/2004 9:17:43 AM PST by Moatengator83Herd (Don't jump the gun, you may jump in front of it.)
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To: Petronski
.gnip GAF
6 posted on 12/29/2004 9:19:57 AM PST by dighton
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To: Ellesu

Just when you think you've seen the stupidest thing ever, another knucklehead arises from the mire and stuns us again. This is what's known as "aggressive stupidity." Positively stunning stupidity.


7 posted on 12/29/2004 9:21:35 AM PST by RexBeach
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To: glock rocks

Gheeeesh.......mother nature whacks 70K plus and misses this one.


8 posted on 12/29/2004 9:22:09 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: mtbopfuyn
"Too bad he can't receive a Darwin. We really need an award for these lame-brained idiotic moronic ignoramuses."

It's not an award. It's an organized political party, named, "Democrat".

9 posted on 12/29/2004 9:24:58 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: Squantos

Spell the straw in raspberry eh?


10 posted on 12/29/2004 9:24:59 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: Ellesu

ouch! Lucky he didn't choose the word "fruitcake"....


11 posted on 12/29/2004 9:27:11 AM PST by lsee
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To: Ellesu

By my tracking, hate crime reports continue at a pace of 99% hoax, 1% real.


12 posted on 12/29/2004 9:28:14 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Advantages are taken, not handed out)
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To: Ellesu

Sounds like the gay Tawana Brawley...


13 posted on 12/29/2004 9:31:32 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Ellesu

He needs to change his name to a palindrome with symmetrical letters!


14 posted on 12/29/2004 9:45:26 AM PST by MarineBrat (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools!)
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To: glock rocks

That says a mouthful, Floyd.


15 posted on 12/29/2004 10:00:35 AM PST by B4Ranch (((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
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To: Ellesu
after he said someone tried to carve the word "fag" on his forehead.

He should be thankful they haven't criminalized any references to smoking!

16 posted on 12/29/2004 10:01:25 AM PST by MamaTexan (O.K.- Who peed in the gene pool?)
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To: Ellesu

Ping for unbelievable stupidity


17 posted on 12/29/2004 12:29:08 PM PST by pgobrien
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To: Ellesu

Next time I carve words into someone's forehead, I'll do it backwards so 1.) he'll get blamed, and 2.) he can read it every time he looks in the mirror.


18 posted on 12/29/2004 12:31:35 PM PST by Sloth (Al Franken is a racist.)
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