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Manís wound nets him charge of false report
Columbia Tribune ^
Posted on 12/29/2004 9:09:49 AM PST by Ellesu
INDEPENDENCE (AP) - Independence police have charged a man in this Kansas City suburb with filing a false police report after he said someone tried to carve the word "fag" on his forehead.
There was one little problem with 22-year-old Floyd Elliots story: The superficial wound was backward, as if it were made while looking into a mirror. Officials yesterday said that the slur also was burned into Elliots chest but said it was not backward. They say he filed the original report on Dec. 14 because he wanted more officers to patrol his Independence neighborhood.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Missouri
KEYWORDS: fag; gaf; hatecrime; slur; toidi
posted on 12/29/2004 9:09:49 AM PST
posted on 12/29/2004 9:12:02 AM PST
To: Ellesu; B4Ranch; Squantos; Pete-R-Bilt
Here's yer sign.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:14:20 AM PST
by glock rocks
(Play an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.)
Too bad he can't receive a Darwin. We really need an award for these lame-brained idiotic moronic ignoramuses.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:15:53 AM PST
Not to smart, now he can also be charged with a hate crime violation of himself.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:17:43 AM PST
(Don't jump the gun, you may jump in front of it.)
posted on 12/29/2004 9:19:57 AM PST
Just when you think you've seen the stupidest thing ever, another knucklehead arises from the mire and stuns us again. This is what's known as "aggressive stupidity." Positively stunning stupidity.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:21:35 AM PST
To: glock rocks
Gheeeesh.......mother nature whacks 70K plus and misses this one.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:22:09 AM PST
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
"Too bad he can't receive a Darwin. We really need an award for these lame-brained idiotic moronic ignoramuses."
It's not an award. It's an organized political party, named, "Democrat".
Spell the straw in raspberry eh?
posted on 12/29/2004 9:24:59 AM PST
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
ouch! Lucky he didn't choose the word "fruitcake"....
posted on 12/29/2004 9:27:11 AM PST
By my tracking, hate crime reports continue at a pace of 99% hoax, 1% real.
posted on 12/29/2004 9:28:14 AM PST
by Phantom Lord
(Advantages are taken, not handed out)
Sounds like the gay Tawana Brawley...
He needs to change his name to a palindrome with symmetrical letters!
posted on 12/29/2004 9:45:26 AM PST
(The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools!)
To: glock rocks
That says a mouthful, Floyd.
posted on 12/29/2004 10:00:35 AM PST
(((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
after he said someone tried to carve the word "fag" on his forehead.
He should be thankful they haven't criminalized any references to smoking!
posted on 12/29/2004 10:01:25 AM PST
(O.K.- Who peed in the gene pool?)
Ping for unbelievable stupidity
posted on 12/29/2004 12:29:08 PM PST
Next time I carve words into someone's forehead, I'll do it backwards so 1.) he'll get blamed, and 2.) he can read it every time he looks in the mirror.
posted on 12/29/2004 12:31:35 PM PST
(Al Franken is a racist.)
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