Democrats Urged to Buy 'Enlightened American' Wristbands

CNS News ^ | Jan 4 2004

[auburntiger]

Give me four of those wristbands but I want them in red.

[steplock]

rfi chip arm bands with the biometric implant.

much easier to target remotely.

[xcamel]

In the inside it says "We support al qaeda too"

[stevio]

LOL.

[BulletBobCo]

I prefer they wear a ball and chain.

[arthurus]

Benightened American?

[50sDad]

Jeez, what morons. What if we said, "Hey, you Jews!" (Or Arabs, for that matter.) "Here's a Star of David (or Cresent) for you to wear, so we know who you are?" We would be the Evil Republicans Trying to Opress Them. But here are the Fruitbat Blue Staters voluntarily ID'ing themselves so we know who to watch! What a Blessing!

For that matter, will it be like the TV anchors who refused to wear a flag? Will we be able to look at Brokaw and Rather and Co. in their last, sad days, and say, "Hey, Liberal! We know who you are!"

[gubamyster]

I think they should wear WWRD wristbands. That way Democrats going about their daily lives could stop and pause before every action & ask themselves "What Would Repubicans Do in this situation?"

[sgtbono2002]

The wrist band should just say "LOSER" in all Capitol letters.

[MamaTexan]

Heeeerrre's your sign.

DARN! It only took 3 posts for that! LOL!

is selling an "electric blue" wristbands

Like UN blue?

We need a picture of one on t shirts that says: 'I see stupid people'

[Howlin]

This is good; label them.

[nosofar]

I think 'Deluded American' would be more apt.

[clintonh8r]

Finally, a way to identify a DUmbass other than the drool and the flames shooting out the ass...

[george wythe]

enlightened american website

The Enlightened American band is 100% Silicone Rubber.

The bands are approximately 8" in circumference and fit an average adult wrist.

The Enlightened American band is a vibrant shade of blue.

They sell for $2.99 each, plus a nominal shipping and handling charge.*

*Sales tax added for Florida residents

[RobFromGa]

I guess they didn't like my suggestion to identify themselves:

[ZULU]

Instead of wrist bands, they should wear armbands with a picture of the human brain and the international symbol of a circle with a diagonal line through it.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Dolts, all 58 million of them.

[dirtboy]

They come with easy installation instructions - make sure the arrow points up the wearer's arm, and the words "I'm with stupid" are clearly visible from underneath the shirt cuff.

[clintonh8r]

...sort of like the pink triangle, I guess...