[RetroSexual]

My letter, which I think is cute:

I just read this article in the Washington Post titled "Staples Pulls Advertising From Sinclair":
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A48745-2005Jan4?language=printer

I was not, until now, aware of your corporation's activist stance. I'm afraid that I cannot support your views, and will have to begin buying my small business office supplies from Office Depot.

It's ironic that, since your store is directly across the street from theirs, my buying decisions have been made by the choice between a right turn and a left turn. Knowing now that your corporation would prefer only left turns, I will go shopping where my right turns are tolerated.

[calcowgirl]

It's ironic that, since your store is directly across the street from theirs, my buying decisions have been made by the choice between a right turn and a left turn.

ROFL! Very cute, indeed.