[bray]

Firing Squads, huh????? Looks like he's getting it read to him, just like at the Wendy's!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[P.O.E.]

Whaddya mean, "Too little, too late?"

[april15Bendovr]

Are you trying to tell me the Swift Boat troops here dont like me either?

[pke]

Kerry: "I was getting a little tired of Theresa's psycho babble so I decided to come over here for a little torture and rape like I use to do."

Soldier: "You did that in Viet Nam?"

Kerry: "Hell no, I lied about that. I'm refering to the campaign trail!"

[Horatio Gates]

When you say, "Kick my ass" thats a joke. Right?

[LowInMo]

Sooo......That is what REAL soldier uniforms look like....

[Reaganesque]

So you want to do what? Frag me? Uh, great!! A great honor you say? Super!! Let me get my video crew!!

[Revererdrv]

Kerry cannot go away. He keeps looking for a photo opportunity and ways to escape being with his wife.

[AggieCPA]

"Where kin I get me one o' them jackets?"

[LowInMo]

No...Really....Guess what I am touching....right now.

[DennisR]

"Yeah, my name is John Kerry, and George Bush whipped me during the last Presidential election. I figured you might be able to give me a job. No? All because I haven't done anything for 20 years in the Senate? You are really going to hold that against me? Well, my wife is a billionaire, so neener, neener, neener!

James, you fool, where is my PB&J samich?"

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Oh my gosh they are worshiping him.. the troops are beaming with pride and they look so happy to be in Kerry's presence. I bet they are saying - "Way to go Sir. We wish we could follow where ever you lead."

Or maybe NOT.

[bitt]

"What, exactly, do you mean when you say "sign the 180"?

[No Longer Free State]

"Boy do I wish Washington State didn't conspire to conspire to deny my right to vote against THIS boob."

[shaggy eel]

,,, there's only two types of Americans in Iraq - those who work and fight and those who stand around with jackets on.

[A knight without armor]

Doesn't look like he exactly brightened their day, does it? I mean they look like they are watching paint dry.

[NavyCaptain]

I'm John Kerry, but I'm not reporting for duty!

[Slyfox]

So, when are you guys going to take these cuffs off me?

[No Longer Free State]

"Well, Senator, since you asked, the $85 Million you voted against is finally begining to make a dent in the damage done by the 13 years of underfunding during the 'Peace Dividend' years. By the way, how long did you say you've been serving in the Senate?"

[Redcloak]

"OK fellas... Be honest with me... What do you think of my 'Indiana Jones' costume?"