Deliver us from evil trolls, O Mod: Zot them utterly.

[proffett]

I have entered into the den of iniquity to seek redmeption from the evil that has overtaken us. I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels at the doom that has overtaken us. One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation and transformed us into those who kill and plunder. Oh, the grief of one more fraud that has installed this tyrant. Why must we endure such a pernicious monster? Deliver us from this monster. Take this cancer from us.

[Texas Eagle]

Please don't go.

[cyborg]

Hey proffett how's it hanging? Long time no see!

[martin_fierro]

[SaveTheChief]

Funny, funny stuff there. You ought to quit sniffing the glue though.

[JoeSixPack1]

Deliver us from this monster. Take this cancer from us.

oK oK oK, She's running in '08, we'll take care of it.

[Dog Gone]

I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels

The reference about your groaning bowels is what did you in, dude. Maybe the electricty shock loosened them.

[exnavychick]

I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels at the doom that has overtaken us.
___________________________________________________________

Four words, friend.

Pepto Bismol

Viking Kitties!

[King Prout]

methinks the it doeth protest overmuch

BECAUSE WE CAN

[The Drowning Witch]

Now THAT'S what I call a ZOT.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

He a regular around these parts?

[Poser]

Al, the amazing wonder Viking kitty, doesn't even open her eyes for this lousy troll.

[MEG33]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1315449/posts
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Posted on 01/06/2005 2:05:37 PM CST by 68skylark


Nuff said...Don't you ever tire of humiliating yourself?

[Rebelbase]

[King Prout]

eh, possibly it has been lurking over near the public lavatories.

[MEG33]

Sounds familiar...name changes, message stays about the same..somtimes longer.

[MEG33]

sometimes

[D Edmund Joaquin]

Take this cancer from us.

would that be the cancer of the mind?

[SandyInSeattle]

I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels

Gosh, that sounds like it hurts.

[jamaly]

One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation

That was our tune when the Sinkmiester was in office.

For the last two elections WE WON!

GET OVER IT!

[SandyInSeattle]

would that be the cancer of the mind?

Oh, good catch.

[MagnoliaB]

Hey, does anyone have the Vanna White Wheel of Fortune Zot? I need it.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Methinks, Sire, that thou art right, and this poor soul doth need the penance of a Viking Kittie back massage, claws and all, in that special way that only the Viking Kitties can do, until all his evil ways are shredded in the light of true repentance....

[D Edmund Joaquin]

thank you

[dirtboy]

I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels

Hint - take your Metamucil with cold water, not warm water.

[MEG33]

http://www.inaugural05.com/

WE WON! President Bush has four more years!

[DJ MacWoW]

Deliver us from this monster. Take this cancer from us.

Meds not working out? I suggest a thourough head bashing to help with that royal "we" and muliple personality syndrome. Oh yeah! And stop reading DU, that stuff will rot what's left of your brain. And your "friends" too.

[dirtboy]

One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation and transformed us into those who kill and plunder.

Yeah, but that was back in the 1990s. Clinton is no longer president.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

How true.

Perhaps this was the self-proclaimed "Gay Democrat" that was trolling the Protest Warrior forums yesterday afternoon.

[Ciexyz]

See ya, pal.

[MinuteGal]

Ah, what doth it serve a forum to gain a proffett but lose its own soul?

Leni

[TASMANIANRED]

I ache and groan not lightly but deeply into my very bowels at the doom that has overtaken us.

DUfus used a badger instead of a gerbil.

[wita]

It didn't take long. Yur outta here, hear! Silent but deadly kitties on patrol.

[kstewskis]

Goes to show that mental illness is a serious disease.

[wita]

PS, of course this isn't aimed at or in reference to the Tejas Eagle but to the one he was addressing.

[Bahbah]

"Ah, what doth it serve a forum to gain a proffett but lose its own soul?"

Good one, Leni. Better than proffett deserves, btw.

[exnavychick]

EWWWWW!! LOL

[Zuben Elgenubi]

BIG tent here. Get over it, get yourself out of the s*itshower and enter this big tent.

[DJ MacWoW]

This message brought to you by 2 of the Darks, as relayed by Mom:

Saint At-tilla raised the handgrenade up on high saying "Oh Lord, Bless this, Thy handgrenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in Thy Mercy".

And The Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and entropys and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruitbats............

[Rebelbase]

[sweetliberty]

"One man, one party has stolen the soul of this nation and transformed us into those who kill and plunder."

Yes, but thankfully we are recovering from the Clinton regime.

[KoRn]

All your Nukes ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

[OSHA]

English major?

[King Prout]

I dunno... does it say "LEFtenant"?

[shezza]

"And I'd like to thank the kitties for keepin' the darn DU trolls off my back."

[TASMANIANRED]

Away foul shade of DU lunacy.

Fear and loathing shall dog your heels

Your aching bowels are self loathing and deceit consuming your foul entrails

May you never close your eyes on peace

Be gone before my hammer falls .

[OSHA]

The cadence is very Shakespearian.

[MagnoliaB]

hahahahahahahah..........

[TASMANIANRED]

That emblem is a keeper.

[sweetliberty]

" I suggest a thourough head bashing to help with that royal "we" and muliple personality syndrome"

Perhaps this will do the trick.

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