Allah off the Richter scale.

THE WASHINGTON TIMES ^ | January 10, 2005 | Arnaud de Borchgrave

[ConservativeMan55]

The killer wave that swallowed tens of thousands of Muslims was an act of Allah designed to punish the Christians. So went the convoluted logic of some Muslim imams in recent sermons from Saudi Arabia to the Palestinian territories.

Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajiid explained God's tsunami punishment of Christians stemmed from "the Christian holidays [that] are accompanied by forbidden things, by immorality, abomination, adultery, alcohol, drunken dancing and revelry. A belly dancer costs 2,500 pounds a minute and a singer costs 50,000 pounds an hour, and they hop from one hotel to another from night to dawn. "Then they spend the entire night defying Allah. ... At the height of immorality, Allah took revenge on these criminals. ... Allah struck them with an earthquake. He finished off the Richter scale. All nine levels gone." Saudi Sheikh Fawzan Fawzan said God's unlisted number informed him the tsunami was punishment for homosexual behavior and fornication over Christmas, even if the victims are Muslims. "All that's left for us to do," he said, "is to ask for forgiveness. We must atone for our sins, and for the acts of the stupid people among us. ... We must fight fornication, homosexuality, usury, fight the corruption on the face of the Earth, and the disregard of the lives of protected people."

Arnaud de Borchgrave is editor at large of The Washington Times and of United Press International.

[ConservativeMan55]

"God's unlisted number informed him the tsunami was punishment for homosexual behavior and fornication over Christmas."

Why doesn't this clown admit that the biggest violators are in fact...Muslims!

[Terpfen]

No word yet on why the tsumani killed mostly Muslims.

[ConservativeMan55]

Ping!

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL

[Heavyrunner]

Maybe he's tired of them killing in his name. =D

[sheik yerbouty]

They are known to use the Rectal Scale.

[ConservativeMan55]

Wasn't Mohammed in fact a pedophile?

[ConservativeMan55]

Its possible....

bump

[MikefromOhio]

A belly dancer costs 2,500 pounds a minute and a singer costs 50,000 pounds an hour

Wow that some expensive entertainment!!!

[Brilliant]

I suppose Allah himself told this guy these truths?

[ConservativeMan55]

http://www.raptureready.com

[ConservativeMan55]

Thats what I thought too.

These guys should go down to 5th avenue, LOL!

[ConservativeMan55]

"We must atone for our sins, and for the acts of the stupid people among us."

Thats a hella lotta atoning!

[nuconvert]

"The killer wave that swallowed tens of thousands of Muslims was an act of Allah designed to punish the Christians."

Hmmm.......didn't he have a map?

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

I mean those singers only need to sing for about 6 or 7 hours out of a year and would be good to go :)

and the Belly Dancers would be good in about 1 hour :)

[.cnI redruM]

He reminds me of Pat Robertson commenting on 9-11.

[HMFIC]

As well as a wife beater and hashish smoker. The PERFECT prophet for a degenerate religion.

[sheik yerbouty]

Yes, he was steeped in pedophilia and death.

[Marysecretary]

I've wondered lately if God wasn't ticked off at them for selling a million children a year into sex slavery. Just a thought. He doesn't like that kind of stuff.