I'm a SMIB!
Unfortunately, I'm not barefoot right now. Shoes (and clothes in general) are restrictive. If the world around me suddenly went nudist, I could probably adapt without too much trouble. Except for the whole "skirt" stigma, I'd wear a kilt. I always thought it was the perfect article of clothing. It lets the privates be private, but lets you swing freely.
A SMIB?!?
[I'm with ya on the kilts...why do you think I go to Highland games?]
I took one of my hounds with me once.
A Scots wannabe was doing his utmost to sweep me off my feet and Minnie, bless her snarky heart, didn't do a thing but take her nose and flip his kilt clear up to his chest.
Lucky for him he wasn't dressed 'regulation'.
Scots and Irishmen alike avoided the dog the rest of the day.
Even the singer on the stage shouted out "Aye! We've all heard about *that* lassie's dog!"
Bah.
They've moved the Frederick games to Urbana.
"I'd wear a kilt. I always thought it was the perfect article of clothing. It lets the privates be private, but lets you swing freely."
Here in the Texas Panhandle, where the wind blows all the time (we're actually considered windier than Chicago!), you might be "swinging freely" but that kilt would be flying high...and sharing the swinging with the rest of us. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I guess!
Whatever