You gotta be in -western- MD!....LOL!
[yup, I'm barefoot as we speak]....;))
I'm a SMIB!
Unfortunately, I'm not barefoot right now. Shoes (and clothes in general) are restrictive. If the world around me suddenly went nudist, I could probably adapt without too much trouble. Except for the whole "skirt" stigma, I'd wear a kilt. I always thought it was the perfect article of clothing. It lets the privates be private, but lets you swing freely.