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Caption this pic of John Kerry saluting with the wrong hand

Posted on 01/12/2005 8:18:22 AM PST by Gomez



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dumbass; kerry; nimrod; traitor
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1 posted on 01/12/2005 8:18:25 AM PST by Gomez
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To: Gomez
"John Kerry salutes with wrong hand"

Or am I being too literal again?

2 posted on 01/12/2005 8:20:39 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good)
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To: Gomez

Not to mention, his form is pathetic.

I'm too disgusted to try to think of a caption.


3 posted on 01/12/2005 8:20:59 AM PST by AQGeiger (RKBA Royal Enumerator of the Leguminous Stockpile, Wielder of the Enchanted Endoscope of Justice.)
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To: Gomez

Lt. Doofus reporting for duty.


4 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:07 AM PST by sdkhaki
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To: Gomez

"I'm John Kerry, and I'm full of doody."


5 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:13 AM PST by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: Gomez

is it real or a flipped photo?


6 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:24 AM PST by eyespysomething (And a happy new year!)
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To: Gomez

ho hum ... photoshop


7 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:31 AM PST by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: Gomez

Do you know I served in Vietnam? Oops silly me!


8 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:44 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: So Cal Rocket

Lol


9 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:47 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Gomez

Whoa, I'm starting to turn orange again!


10 posted on 01/12/2005 8:21:50 AM PST by SeamusVA
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To: TheBigB

got to be an adjusted pic. even he's not that stupid


11 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:01 AM PST by Hand em their arse
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To: Gomez

It has to be bogus. He is a turdbag who has insulted our good men for decades, but could not be that brazenly dumb or insulting when he has no congressional microphone to hide behind.


12 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:12 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (MY COUSIN GREG IS HOME SAFE FROM IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Gomez

He just can't stop looking like a dork, can he?


13 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:15 AM PST by iceskater (The UN Oil for Food scandal has cost our troops their lives. Time for Kofi to go.)
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To: Gomez
Is this another spoof like the picture of Tom Daschle putting his left hand over his heart? Besides, why is he saluting anyone?
14 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:28 AM PST by Batrachian
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To: eyespysomething

My thought too but look at the Airman's uniform and US Air Force reads correctly


15 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:39 AM PST by Arkie2
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To: Gomez

Like an arab/muslim, the right hand is used for something else...definitely not for eating or saluting. Given his empathy for the muslim cause, it's no surprise.


16 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:46 AM PST by astounded (We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
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To: eyespysomething

It's flipped. Kerry always hangs right and in the photo he is hanging left. ;-)


17 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:47 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: Gomez

Senator John Kerry reporting for duty SIR!

Gimme 10 you salute fuchup maggot!


18 posted on 01/12/2005 8:22:49 AM PST by funkywbr
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To: Gomez

"G'Day there, Woggy boy..."


19 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:10 AM PST by NutmegDevil
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To: Gomez

Oh m'gosh. I left Tereza in Idaho!


20 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:25 AM PST by Juan Medén
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To: Gomez

I hurt my right hand wind sailing.


21 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:27 AM PST by big bad easter bunny (I live so far beyond my means it could be said we life seperately.)
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To: Hand em their arse

Methinks its adjusted, but its still funny. After all, I don't think airplane propellers turn that way...


22 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:31 AM PST by The Teen Conservative (Taglines really get me worked up to write something in them for nothin', y'know?)
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To: astounded

Wrong hand in the wrong place at the wrong time on the wrong person. Nuff said.


23 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:35 AM PST by Galtoid
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To: Gomez

I'm so ashamed I lost in November...I'll just hide my face.."

24 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:36 AM PST by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: Batrachian

We'llllll gollllllllllly Sarg!!!


25 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:41 AM PST by yobid
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To: Gomez

As much as I despise Kerry, I have to think the picture is reversed. Once someone has been in the military, especially as an officer, the salute becomes second nature. Saluting with your left hand is like drinking through your nose.


26 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:50 AM PST by Baynative (My state suffers from electile dysfunction!)
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To: Hand em their arse

I don't think its photoshopped just because the shirt appears to button the right way.

Here's my caption:

"Kerry offers the leftist salute"


27 posted on 01/12/2005 8:23:56 AM PST by Pylot
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I don't know about that. It looks to me like the military guy is looking at him like he can't even believe what he is seeing.


28 posted on 01/12/2005 8:24:01 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: Gomez

It could be Photoshopped, but it's not flipped. The words "Air Force" are visible on the uniform.


29 posted on 01/12/2005 8:24:35 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: jennyjenny

I bet it is shopped. They just flipped Kerry around.


30 posted on 01/12/2005 8:25:03 AM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: johniegrad

Look closely. Too soon to tell definitely, but in the photo "US Air Force" is running the right way. Might be a more clever photoshop job, but I can't say the photo was simply flipped.


31 posted on 01/12/2005 8:25:44 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Couldn't you have stopped shooting at us and watched your baby grow instead?)
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To: azhenfud

"I've had it up to here with Teresa and her d*mn raisins!"


32 posted on 01/12/2005 8:25:45 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: eyespysomething

If the photo were flipped, the name tag would be over the soldier's other pocket.


33 posted on 01/12/2005 8:25:46 AM PST by Juan Medén
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To: Gomez

Probably a flipped photo.


35 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:15 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: Pylot

Yes, but if he looks in the mirror, then he's correct.... ala George Costanza...


36 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:21 AM PST by Hand em their arse
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To: Damifino

I don't think it's flipped. have a look at the zipper on his jacket.. the slide is on the right hand side.

Slides on zipper are on the right side....right?


37 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:30 AM PST by Robe (Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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To: Gomez

His salute is NOT being returned


38 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:40 AM PST by SF Republican
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To: Gomez

That's not a salute... He's just scratching his eyebrow!


39 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:49 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Gomez

What side is the zipper usually on for a man's jacket? It looks like the zipper pull is on the right and the placket on his shirt is on the left, buttons on the right.


40 posted on 01/12/2005 8:26:53 AM PST by jbarkley (America's light doesn't flicker, Senator Edwards, some people just close their eyes.)
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To: Gomez

The pic is not linked to a news website, but rather a personal photo server folder (tinypic.com). I conclude it to be photoshopped.


41 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:00 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Also, note that buttons on a man's shirt are typically on the left, and it looks like this is the case in the pic. Evidence mounting against manipulation.


42 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:14 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Couldn't you have stopped shooting at us and watched your baby grow instead?)
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To: Gomez

But he saluted with his right hand before saluting with his left hand.


43 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:28 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
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To: Juan Medén

John Kerry here Sir; Reporting for unemployment! haha!


44 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:40 AM PST by gimmebackmyconstitution (join my alert list:Hillarysnightmare@hotmail.com)
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To: Gomez

Something about this picture looks funny - notice the out-of-focus edge of the face of the gentleman on the right, yet the absolutely sharp edge of sKerry's face. And sKerry looks significantly better lit than the other gentleman.

Not that I doubt for a minute that sKerry might botch a salute - to use the Dan Blather defense, "While the document may be fake, we fully believe the content." :)

Caption: Is there anyone LEFT in the military who'd vote for me?


45 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:46 AM PST by grids
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To: MineralMan

I don't think so.......look at the buttons on his shirt.


46 posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:57 AM PST by yobid
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To: Gomez
I'm here to volunteer for the front lines to make up for what I did 30 years ago.

yeah right...

47 posted on 01/12/2005 8:28:25 AM PST by William of Orange (This tagline brought to you by John Kerry and the Kool-Aid Kollective...)
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To: jbarkley

Zipper pull is normally on the right, as in the photo.


48 posted on 01/12/2005 8:28:31 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Couldn't you have stopped shooting at us and watched your baby grow instead?)
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To: grids

This is how we saluted each other when we threw our metals over the White House fence, and protested the Vietnam War. Ha!


49 posted on 01/12/2005 8:28:50 AM PST by JimHorn
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To: eyespysomething
is it real or a flipped photo?

To answer that question, you need the answer to another question:

Is the "US AIR FORCE" label on the other person's uniform in the right place? Does it belong above the left side pocket?

50 posted on 01/12/2005 8:29:15 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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