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F***ing with Freepers: Sex catapults me to the big time
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) ^ | 1/13/05 | CLIFF BOSTOCK

Posted on 01/14/2005 7:57:27 AM PST by madprof98

Woo hoo! I've made the big time. Last month, the website Free Republic featured a thread about my Nov. 18 column, "Queers Who Don't Act Right." You probably don't know much about Free Republic unless you are a right-wing lunatic. Free Republic is so far right that wing-nut gay muckraker Matt Drudge and Lucianne Goldberg, one of the architects of the Clinton-Monica Lewinsky brouhaha, both left the site in 1999 because it was too extreme, even for them.

In the years since, the site has become the contemporary version of a marathon meeting of the old John Birch Society and the KKK. Most recently, Free Republic was in the news when John Corsi, one of the Swift Boat Veterans who authored a book attacking John Kerry, turned out to post embarrassingly racist messages there. (Of course, he argued his racist insults were all "a joke." Talk about your Clintonian rhetoric.) The site also was in the news recently because someone correctly posted that Dan Rather had relied on phony documents to impute President Bush's National Guard service.

Free Republic is so extreme that it's a blast to read. Don't bother to explore the site with the idea of posting an alternative perspective or to correct facts. Your post will simply be deleted, despite its owner's celebration of freedom of speech. The site has no hesitation in reprinting copyrighted material, like my column, even though the Washington Post and Los Angeles Times both successfully sued to stop such theft. In other words, as is generally true of the lunatic far right, the truth, free speech and the law only matter when they support their point of view.

Of course, Freepers, as the creepy wing-nuts on the site are called, were not alone in being outraged by my column. I received quite a lot of mail, mainly from other gay people, questioning my argument that LA Fitness at Ansley Mall overreacted when it closed its sauna because of some occasional sex and reopened it with a new picture window overlooking the locker room. As an update, I might add that the window has effectively eliminated unseen sexual interactions inside the sauna and made room for another, more open form of sex between people on either side of the window: exhibitionism and voyeurism.

Most of my correspondents argued that the occasional discovery of sex in the sauna merited involvement by the police and the health department, reconstruction of the sauna and a report by one of the local TV stations. And, as usual, they concluded that because I called that overreacting, I must favor sex in public spaces. No matter that I said I find the behavior annoying. To be righteous, I must find it -- what? -- criminally actionable.

I wasn't surprised by the reaction. Sex troubles people more than anything. That's why Clinton was impeached for lying about a blowjob, while Bush was re-elected despite lying about a war that has killed thousands. Gay people's oppression is the result of their sex lives, so it's not surprising that they are hypersensitive to anything that might add to the picture of deviance. But it has become obvious that the very effort to make all deviance disappear and to assimilate -- to marry, for example -- increases prejudice.

The Freepers, of course, took outrage over my column to dizzy heights, fabricating arguments I did not make. This began with the man who posted it, "madpro98." He said that I dismissed "all sexual conventions, including common decency, as so much homophobia." Actually, I wrote no such thing. Then, of course, the Freepers concluded that the case of LA Fitness means every gay man is a sauna whore. For example, "Sender" writes: "Does anyone else think it's strange that gay men often have sex in a public toilet stall? ... Even if we had unisex public restrooms, somehow I can't imagine a man and a woman eyeing one another while washing their hands, then just jumping in the stall for a go."

The writer obviously has never been to Buckhead on a Saturday night. But what cracks me up is that the Freepers are so anxious to bash someone like me that they don't even realize when they are supporting a contrary argument. For example, "buffyt" quoted my statement that I don't like "stumbling upon any sex scene to which I have not been invited." Then she riffed obsessively about heterosexual couples at Mardi Gras "coupling all over the place" while the police ignore them. Exactly. Heterosexuals spoil the view with public sexual interactions every bit as much as homosexuals, arguably more, when they can find a place to do it. Nobody followed up on that post, of course.

I'm not going to quote the mind-boggling illogics and endless sophomoric fag-bashing (despite arguing they aren't homophobic). But I will thank "Jack Black," who wrote: "I think this was very well written. He is writing for the audience of radical homosexuals as one, so I have trouble twisting my thoughts enough to get to his point of view, but I still think the writing is good." Kiss me, dude!

Cliff Bostock holds a Ph.D. in depth psychology. Write him at cliff.bostock@ creativeloafing.com.


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To: Slings and Arrows

It'd be fun to lock this guy in a room with a Scientologist just to see what happens. *evil grin*


61 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:06 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: AppyPappy

Clinton Raped


62 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:14 AM PST by bmwcyle (Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I think this is as good a spot as any to remind everyone.....never ever date a therapist (because most of them need one).
64 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:36 AM PST by RonPaulLives (Never trust anything ending in "u." For example, "DU," "EU," "I love you")
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To: cwiz24
depth psy·chol·o·gy

noun

1. study of unconscious: the study and psychology of the unconscious mind

It's all becoming clear now.

65 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:40 AM PST by cwiz24 (I worked very hard on this tagline.)
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To: madprof98
He does belong on the "HEADCASE" page.
66 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:41 AM PST by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: madprof98

Sounds like he's never been to our site.


67 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:50 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: conservativegirl
What the hell is "depth psychology"?!

Yet another phony degree invented by loony-left academia.

Just looked it up, and it appears to be a combo of whacko "Jungian" western psychology and Buddhist meditation.

68 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:56 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: madprof98
I cannot BELIEVE that I didn't comment on that freakin' column!!!  If only work hadn't interrupted me, this article would read somethign like...
 
For example, "buffyt" quoted my statement that I don't like "stumbling upon any sex scene to which I have not been invited."  And a poster by the name Owl_Eagle called me a perverted AIDS monkey.
 

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in.  I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton
(Yes, she really said that

69 posted on 01/14/2005 8:10:59 AM PST by End Times Sentinel ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace;" –Thomas Paine)
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To: Gingersnap
"What is a Ph.D in "depth psychology"? Or is this one of those things I shouldn't know?

I have a feeling it is something you don't want to know.

70 posted on 01/14/2005 8:11:50 AM PST by Spunky
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To: AppyPappy

LOLOLOL! Best laugh I've had this dreary, snowy Friday morning. Thanks, AP!


71 posted on 01/14/2005 8:11:53 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: cwiz24
"Creepy wing-nut, reporting for duty."

I am a right-wing lunatic. Nice to meet you.

72 posted on 01/14/2005 8:12:22 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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To: madprof98
As an update, I might add that the window has effectively eliminated unseen sexual interactions inside the sauna and made room for another, more open form of sex between people on either side of the window: exhibitionism and voyeurism.

LOL! Oh I'm sooo glad I don't live this guy's life!

73 posted on 01/14/2005 8:12:23 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: madprof98

Birchers and KKK types are routinely ridiculed and booted out of here.

Goldberg and Drudge left to form websites for profit and the Free Republic was viewed as a friendly competitor.

"Dr" Bostock complains about the theft of his "material" by FR, but it probably increased the readership of his article by several hundred times by being posted here.


74 posted on 01/14/2005 8:12:57 AM PST by kidd
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To: madprof98

He's got a phd allright, one that he printed up for himeslf on his parents laser printer.

Talk about being dealt a double strike in life. Not only is he gay but he's stupid on top of it.


75 posted on 01/14/2005 8:13:18 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: madprof98
Here is something on depth psychology, and it's every bit as freaky-neato-hippie-weird as you'd think.

I guess he minored in what, width psychology?

76 posted on 01/14/2005 8:13:25 AM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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To: madprof98

Obviously, you were right on target. Nice work. I love it when we get publicity. It sends people here to read the posts and they can see the truth for themselves.


77 posted on 01/14/2005 8:13:32 AM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: cwiz24
Creepy wing-nut,

Gee, is that Lawrence O'Donnell writing under a pseudonym? "Creepy liar, creepy lying liar!!"

78 posted on 01/14/2005 8:13:35 AM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: madprof98
questioning my argument that LA Fitness at Ansley Mall overreacted when it closed its sauna because of some occasional sex and reopened it with a new picture window overlooking the locker room.

My first thought was 'who's Cliff Bostock?' Until I got to this part - wasn't necessary to read further.

79 posted on 01/14/2005 8:13:55 AM PST by skeeter (OBL "Americans" won't honor any law that interferes with their pocketbooks)
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To: madprof98
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80 posted on 01/14/2005 8:14:37 AM PST by IncPen (Beware the fury of a patient man.)
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