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It's Our Party and You Can Cry If You Want To
TownHall.com ^ | January 20, 2005 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 01/20/2005 1:40:12 PM PST by jfreif

In what the New York Times called Angola's "worst crisis" in "nearly 30 years" in December 1992, the country erupted into civil war. By January 1993, the streets were piled with thousands of dead bodies. In the prior year, hundreds of thousands had died of starvation in Somalia. Millions more were still at risk.

Also in 1993, January floods left dozens dead and thousands homeless in Tijuana, Mexico. Russia was, according to a New York Times editorial, on the brink of disaster, facing economic circumstances like those "that helped bring forth Hitler." Nine people were killed in a volcano in Colombia in mid-January, including American scientists. In Bosnia, according to the Times, hundreds had died of starvation and exposure in a matter of days.

"It has all been so much fun," Frank Rich and Maureen Dowd gushed in the New York Times in January 1993. It was Bill Clinton's one-week inaugural celebration. "Is it too much to ask that it go on forever?" (For those who loved America, the next eight years would only seem to go on forever.)

Rich and Dowd quoted Hollywood agent Karen Russell, saying: "I'm in this fantasy world. I haven't slept. I'm punch drunk. ... I just feel like I'm in this place called Clinton-land" – which, if it were a theme park, could bill itself as "the sleaziest place on Earth!" Russell, they said, "spoke for everyone."

While dead bodies rotted in the streets of Angola and Somalia, the only "dead soldiers" in evidence in Clinton-land were the empty Cristal bottles lining the parade route. The most massive relief efforts that week took place at the rows of portable toilets circling each site of drunken Clintonista revelry.

Instead of having the usual Inauguration Day in 1993, Clinton had an "Inauguration Week," with high-tech pageantry, large-screen TVs on the mall, Hollywood direction and, indeed, half of Hollywood. The amount of money that would have been saved just by holding the inauguration in Brentwood could have averted the Rwandan tragedy Clinton ignored just a few years later.

The spokesman for Clinton's 1993 Inaugural Committee said the inaugural events would cost about $25 million – largesse exceeded only by the $50 million Ken Starr was forced to spend when "Clintonland" turned out to be populated with felons. Think of all the starving children in Angola, Somalia, Bosnia and elsewhere that $25 million could have fed! And don't even get me started on Michael Moore's "on location" food budget!

I wouldn't mention it, except for the Times' recent editorial snippily remarking that the amount of foreign aid to tsunami victims offered by the United States within the first few days of the disaster was "less than half of what Republicans plan to spend on the Bush inaugural festivities." By that logic, why hold the Golden Globes, the Academy Awards, or spend money on restaurants and theater productions praised in the New York Times? That money could go to tsunami victims!

A letter writer to the Times redoubled the Times' bile, claiming to be "embarrassed for our country" on account of the government's "pathetic initial offer of aid" to the tsunami victims. Yet he was still willing to throw away 37 cents on a postage stamp to send his letter – money that could have been spent on the relief effort! (One strongly suspects the letter writer was embarrassed for his country long before the tsunami hit and will remain so long after.)

Another letter writer suggested the first lady wear a used dress to the inauguration to "honor the young people who are dying in her husband's misbegotten war." (To honor John Kerry's position on Iraq, Mrs. Bush would have to order an expensive gown and then, after it was delivered, decide she didn't want to pay for it.)

Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millions of dollars in anticipation of Oscar night.

Speaking of which, I just remembered: George Soros is worth $7 billion! Couldn't he get by on, say, $1 billion and donate the rest to the tsunami victims? If gun owners have to explain why they "need" a so-called "assault rifle," shouldn't Soros have to explain why he "needs" $7 billion? Last year, Soros announced that the central focus of his life would be removing Bush from office. Would that Soros could refocus that energy on alleviating the suffering of tsunami victims.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 01/20/2005 1:40:13 PM PST by jfreif
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To: jfreif

Come on now - you know the rules..............


2 posted on 01/20/2005 1:43:04 PM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: jfreif

You beat me to posting this article. :)
I've always been upset by the fact that these 'stars' must do telethons and benefits to RAISE money (from citizens) for certain causes rather than just take it out of the millions they already have.


3 posted on 01/20/2005 1:45:48 PM PST by artsymom
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To: jfreif

Are you insane?

Rules. There are rules.


4 posted on 01/20/2005 1:47:14 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: jfreif
I abso-freaking-lutly LOVE Ms. Coulter. At least I hope she's a Ms. and not a Mrs. because that woman would make one heck of a wife. I read her book Treason a year or so ago and it was side splitting funny. I read her column weekly and I'm never left unsatisfied.
5 posted on 01/20/2005 1:49:30 PM PST by ReeseKev27 (Liberalism = Idealism; Conservative = Realism - I'd rather deal in the real world)
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6 posted on 01/20/2005 1:49:32 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: glock rocks

All the guys here are happy now thanks to you.


7 posted on 01/20/2005 1:51:08 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations to President Bush and VP Cheney!!)
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To: glock rocks

Wow, that look and bare shoulders has me goin' nuts!


8 posted on 01/20/2005 1:52:32 PM PST by RicocheT
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To: ladyinred

I know I am, anyway..........


9 posted on 01/20/2005 1:52:57 PM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: day10

Rules we don't need no stinking rules give me your money so I can spend it how I feel. Since I am a much better person than you are because I am rich, better looking, smarter etc. Sarcasm off


10 posted on 01/20/2005 1:53:02 PM PST by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: day10

Rules we don't need no stinking rules give me your money so I can spend it how I feel. Since I am a much better person than you are because I am rich, better looking, smarter etc. Sarcasm off


11 posted on 01/20/2005 1:53:09 PM PST by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: jfreif

It's got to suck to be a liberal, especially when you get punched in the face by an Ann Coulter column.... I love it.


12 posted on 01/20/2005 1:53:26 PM PST by b4its2late (If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.)
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To: artsymom
Not to mention that it is surprising they even have time for a benefit between preening and preparing for the never ending string of Awards Shows they (The Glitterati/'Celebrity' Class that is) spend their time on. There seems to be at least one self congratulatory, self promoting Awards Show each week!
13 posted on 01/20/2005 1:54:01 PM PST by drt1
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To: RicocheT

She could stand there in a burlap sack and I would go nuts - but that's just me.


14 posted on 01/20/2005 1:54:20 PM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: ReeseKev27
At least I hope she's a Ms. and not a Mrs. because that woman would make one heck of a wife.

I would like to think that MISS Coulter does not go for that "Ms." garbage. Not only is "Ms." femspeak, it makes it less clear who is available and who is spoken for.
15 posted on 01/20/2005 1:55:52 PM PST by sittnick (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: jfreif

Ann Coulter cuts to the quick! I've been singing that song "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to" for a month now, thinking about how the libs are overwrought!

Hate to wallow in someone else's misery, but.....


16 posted on 01/20/2005 1:57:29 PM PST by peacebaby ("...please refrain from impugning my integrity." Dr. Condolesa Rice, 1/18/05)
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To: jfreif

Gotta post my favorite Ann pic! I got goose bumps watching the President take the Oath of Office this afternoon. Thing the Dems don't understand: this inauguration is not a Republican thing, or a Dem thing, it is an AMERICAN thing, the event to mark the transition to a 'new' Administration. It is right to surround it with the proper pomp and circumstance.

17 posted on 01/20/2005 2:00:06 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: RicocheT; ladyinred

Ann Coulter is a national treasure.


18 posted on 01/20/2005 2:10:44 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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To: glock rocks

>>Ann Coulter is a national treasure.>>

She is a babe with a brain. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...


19 posted on 01/20/2005 2:17:29 PM PST by Righter-than-Rush
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To: Righter-than-Rush

Well yah, that's what I meant.


20 posted on 01/20/2005 2:21:18 PM PST by glock rocks ( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
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