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Did anyone see the comedian on HBO, "A smoking pile of zotted ashes?"
Derek, RIP.

Posted on 01/20/2005 8:10:38 PM PST by Derek2012

Ever hear of how republican's always call the liberal left "Whiner's"? Well, take a look at Wa. State, ...who are the Whiner's now? LOTS OF LAUGHS! Boy, the shoes on the other foot now! I think it's great, don't you? These people deserve it..! Has anyone seen the comedian on HBO, who gave a discription of a "Republican"? Wow was that great, and very very true.


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To: Raycpa

ROFL!!


41 posted on 01/20/2005 8:41:54 PM PST by Salamander (Words got me the wound and will get me well...if you believe it.)
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To: Derek2012
Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

Answer - A competent liberal President.

Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?

Answer - Mace.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.

42 posted on 01/20/2005 8:42:14 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: Salamander

Naa. He's Zot, not Zod. ;)


43 posted on 01/20/2005 8:42:31 PM PST by secret garden
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To: Derek2012
VFW doesn't stand for Very Fine Whiners.
44 posted on 01/20/2005 8:42:46 PM PST by OSHA (WOW! I just thought of the absolute greatest ever tag line but I don't think there is enough roo)
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To: Derek2012

'that I was refused membership in a veterans drinking establishment, on account of my non-com, status! '

Sure you were. Couldn't you get in based on your sovereign status? How about your loser status? You are surely qualified for that.


45 posted on 01/20/2005 8:42:59 PM PST by xone
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To: secret garden

Good catch.....;)


46 posted on 01/20/2005 8:43:30 PM PST by Salamander (Words got me the wound and will get me well...if you believe it.)
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To: Derek2012

47 posted on 01/20/2005 8:44:09 PM PST by Ryan Spock
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To: Derek2012

I love listening to the left complain.


48 posted on 01/20/2005 8:46:41 PM PST by The Brush
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To: Derek2012

let's all sing...

I come from the land of the ice and snow....

Valhalla, I am commmmming! ZOT!


49 posted on 01/20/2005 8:47:06 PM PST by SnarlinCubBear (He's hairy, short, walks on 4 legs, cannot speak clearly....I have no problem with any of these.)
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To: MeekOneGOP

Merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along...


50 posted on 01/20/2005 8:48:33 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Republican Wildcat

Row row row your boat......


51 posted on 01/20/2005 8:49:18 PM PST by Salamander (Words got me the wound and will get me well...if you believe it.)
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To: Derek2012
It's one of two things. Either the cat's got your tongue, or you're ozone.

5.56mm

52 posted on 01/20/2005 8:49:26 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Derek2012
We read DU. And the leftist socialists ADMIT to not just whining but outright crying.

"I've been crying all afternoon and evening - and much of the last 2 and a half years, since the 2002 elections "

Posted in this thread. Keep whining. And saying outrageous things. We'll keep winning. Oh and....we won Washington state, Gregoire lost. It wasn't until the 3rd count that the Dems manufactured enough votes to "win" the election.

53 posted on 01/20/2005 8:49:48 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Slippery, Slicktey, Slidey, Bumpus.....SNOW!)
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To: Salamander

Here we go 'round the mulberry bush...


54 posted on 01/20/2005 8:50:24 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Derek2012

Lame post deserves a lame ZOT!
55 posted on 01/20/2005 8:50:29 PM PST by NewLand (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: SnarlinCubBear

In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the mods all sleep tonight....


56 posted on 01/20/2005 8:50:40 PM PST by Salamander (Words got me the wound and will get me well...if you believe it.)
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To: Republican Wildcat

This is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friends....

[every FReeper with kids just cursed me for that!]....LOL!


57 posted on 01/20/2005 8:53:04 PM PST by Salamander (Words got me the wound and will get me well...if you believe it.)
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To: Derek2012

The thread has not been declared an official ZOT thread, nor is the potential zotee yet banned.

I feel the tension building.

The kitties are full after a long day, and the mods must be at the ball. You may live through this Derek. If so, spend the rest of your life in a more positive way.


58 posted on 01/20/2005 8:53:29 PM PST by spodefly (Yo, homey ... Is that my briefcase?)
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To: Derek2012

That's it! Boy, you moonbats are getting lazy. You need to work on your ranting a little more. This one is kind of dull. Your homepage is a rambling pity party.

Bye bye.


59 posted on 01/20/2005 8:55:28 PM PST by kb2614 ( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
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To: Derek2012
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat politician and a leech?

A: A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

60 posted on 01/20/2005 8:56:53 PM PST by John Lenin
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