Ted Kennedy hosting own TV talk show

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[ambrose]

Ted Kennedy hosting own TV talk show

By United Press International

Friday, January 21, 2005

Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., one of the best-known figures in American politics, is hosting his own community-access cable TV show.

"It's been a kick," Kennedy told the Boston Globe.

His weekly half hour show, "Capitol Perspective," which the Globe says is equal parts C-SPAN and Rosie O'Donnell and vaguely reminiscent of "Wayne's World," is seen in 158 Massachusetts communities.

[cmsgop]

Will he have an Oldsmobile Repair Segment ?

[andie74]

Oh where, oh where has the barf alert gone???

[TSgt]

Get out the WIDE ANGLE lens.

[Mark]

It sounds so fair and balanced.

[Aussie Dasher]

Where does one get a TV with a screen big enough to watch Lard Ass in action?

[Hot Tabasco]

Its called "Max Butt Room"......

[Two-Bits]

Is he going to give tips as to what to do when you drown someone?

[Defender2]

Kennedy says, "How I did away with Mary Jo and got away with it!".

[miskie]

Will he have an Oldsmobile Repair Segment ?

I hear he will, the first one about how to clean nasty watermarks and pond-scum out of car interiors

[COBOL2Java]

Does his show have a jaunty mariner theme song?

[Cornpone]

I checked my cable listings for the Comedy Channel and it didn't list his show. What gives? Perhaps its on the Food Channel on the really, really late spot..Iron Drunk.

[pipecorp]

What's it called, Fat man Talking?

[Gewittermädchen]

Where's the "Kennedy Curse" when you need it?

[thoughtomator]

I gotta get me a job as a bartender on that show.

[cardinal4]

Sponsored by Johhnie Walker?

[Exit148]

Probably selected communities, and he probably will never venture out of MA.

[woofie]

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[Bald Eagle777]

Er-a? I did not drive in the wattah, er-a! Err-aah !

[Aussie Dasher]

Perhaps tips on how to survive on a diet of vodka and gin?