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Now a Democrat because of Bush
el paso times ^
| 01-25-05
| Joe Grossinger
Posted on 01/25/2005 11:54:53 AM PST by FITZ
Now that I have turned 60 years of age, I have decided to become a Democrat.
President Bush is the essence of evil by tinkering with Social Security.
Look, I don't have to pay much into it now, and I don't care how many jobs young people have to work in order to support me in my golden years. I am a Democrat and I deserve it, so let's start telling our kids to work two jobs!
I want my retirement, I want free medical care and I want my prescriptions to be paid for by the young workers. I deserve no less.
I don't want to hear about "free market" unless whatever I want is free. I am an entitled American who deserves the best.
I am a Democrat now and the world owes me a living in the style I would love to become accustomed to.
So, let's just double Social Security payroll taxes in order to take care of our seniors in the lifestyle we have earned and are entitled to.
Problem solved.
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KEYWORDS: doh; duh; gimmegimmegimme; libleach; lyingrats; moneygrubbingseniors; rats; satire; socialsecurity; sorelosers; youvegottabekidding
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Too good to pass up.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:54:56 AM PST
by
FITZ
To: FITZ
To: FITZ
I deserve no lessSays, WHO?
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:56:46 AM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
To: FITZ
I want free medical care and I want my prescriptions to be paid for by the young workers. I deserve no less. So what's the beef? Bush is your guy.
To: Tijeras_Slim
The sad thing is, most democrats will read it and cheer.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:00 AM PST
by
kenth
("Fly her apart then!" - best line ever)
To: FITZ
and I don't care how many jobs young people have to work in order to support me in my golden years.With this kind of attitude, why wasn't this guy a Democrat years ago?
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:06 AM PST
by
My2Cents
("I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News.")
To: FITZ
Another satisfied freeloader. Our government has done well.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:08 AM PST
by
cynicom
(<p)
To: FITZ
To put abortion in pure monetary terms, did the left ever stop to consider that the majority of the 40 million plus who were aborted would now be working and paying into the system, bolstering SS for the soon to retire baby boomers?
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:19 AM PST
by
Peach
To: FITZ
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:30 AM PST
by
ambrose
(.)
To: FITZ
Well damn!
I thought it was a joke---but there it was.
Heck, Fitz---it WAS too good to pass up!
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:57:42 AM PST
by
fastattacksailor
(This tagline under serious consideration!)
To: FITZ
Oh, I get it....He's pretending to be a Democrat to skewer the Dems' position. Clever.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:58:21 AM PST
by
My2Cents
("I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News.")
To: FITZ
The GREATEST GENERATION...?
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:58:23 AM PST
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: Peach
It hasn't occurred to them yet that a good majority of the aborted would probably have been raised as democrats, thus putting their electoral numbers over the top.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:58:41 AM PST
by
kenth
("Fly her apart then!" - best line ever)
To: FITZ
I don't have many criticisms of FReepers, but I do notice that sarcasm is lost on many of them.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:58:53 AM PST
by
Carling
(What happened to Sandy Burglar's Docs?)
To: FITZ
Keeping count of how many don't get it...
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:58:59 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
To: FITZ
WOWZERS!
Someone really wrote that?
Beyond Comment.
Just Damn.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:59:19 AM PST
by
roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
To: My2Cents
Seems a little tongue-in-cheek to me.
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:59:32 AM PST
by
MarkeyD
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com">Loser</a>)
To: FITZ
I clicked on the link, the Ivins/birdcage liner letter is good too. Is this a real newspaper?
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posted on
01/25/2005 11:59:56 AM PST
by
nina0113
To: Tijeras_Slim
Hmmmm? Sounds like one of Rush's "illustrating the absurdity".
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posted on
01/25/2005 12:00:07 PM PST
by
CyberAnt
(Where are the dem supporters? - try the trash cans in back of the abortion clinics.)
To: FITZ
What no vintage wine allowance, are you daft?
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posted on
01/25/2005 12:00:12 PM PST
by
big bad easter bunny
(I live so far beyond my means it could be said we live apart.)
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