DFU SONG: Band on the Run(KKK Byrd is the man in the sheet at the Condi hearing)

DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BAND ON THE RUN

(fairly long intro)

Condi is accomplished...that's what really scares them
Off of the plantation...of the DemocRATS
Race-bait DemocRATS
Those DemocRATS
Bitter DemocRATS

They don't know what they're going to do
Like the Whigs they are fading away
They spend all their time lying to you
Their whole party is in disarray
They don't know what they're gonna do

They don't know what they're going to do
Everything has blown up their face
They cannot make a statement that's true
On the Senate floor, what a disgrace
They don't know what they're gonna do

They don't know what they're gonna do
Teddy looked like he's really drunk
He's a man who seldom has a clue
Out of his mouth came foolish bunk
They don't know what they're gonna do
They don't know what they're gonna do

When the hearing started, Boxer took the lead in a sofa-looking coat
Then she stepped aside so that we could hear from a white haired racist goat

Man in the sheet...man in the sheet
For the KKK, Byrd led the way...now this charade's complete
See the man in the sheet...man in the sheet
Now the charade's complete...man in the sheet

It was quite ironic that this anti-black would be getting in his licks
Well, my friends, meet these vile scum DemocRATS...it's a party that is sick

Man in the sheet...man in the sheet
For the KKK, Byrd led the way...now this charade's complete
See the man in the sheet...man in the sheet

He's the man in the sheet...man in the sheet
Charade's complete...man in the sheet

As minorites will finally see what's up, the RATS can never win
We will look at them and with a friendly voice ask, 'Well, where have you guys been?"

Man in the sheet...man in the sheet
For the KKK, Byrd led the way...now this charade's complete
See the man in the sheet...man in the sheet
Charade's complete...man in the sheet

[doug from upland]

Now we are getting somewhere. Take your choice from these:

1. Yasser Arafat in hell
2. A Bill Clinton rapist song
3. Hillary wanting back into the White House
4. Katie Couric's colonoscopy
5. Documents in Sandy Berger's pants
6. Rachel Corrie meeting the bulldozer
7. Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile
8. Michael Moore
9. Illegal aliens
10. Use any '60s protest song to mock our opponents

Thanks for responding. Maybe you really do have some substance rather than being a newbie jackass as you appeared to be. If so and you've come here to make friends and help us defeat the left, welcome aboard. I look forward to a funny, biting song.

Unfortunately, I am not a musician. The MIDI is what is available to me. By the way, I'm writing Paul McCartney to let him know that he used "Band on the run" way too many times in his original.

[Mudboy Slim]

Please ping me to yer finished product...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Please ping me to yer finished product, Newbie....LOL!!

This could be interesting...MUD

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[franksolich]

Well, dang it, Doug, sir.

I don't know anything about music, and so therefore can't "relate" the music to your words, but your words read just fine to me.

As usual, excellent word-work, sir.

[franksolich]

Doug, sir, there seems to be a problem here.

Is this yours, or is this something else?

Every time I come to this page, and this page only, one of those grey screens pops up (with the little blue line at the top):

ENTER NETWORK PASSWORD [this is in the blue line]

SITE: vikingphoenix.com

REALM: Protected area

USER NAME { }

PASSWORD { }

{ } Save this password in your password list

OKAY CANCEL

Is this yours, sir, or is something going on here?

[doug from upland]

I don't know what that is. It started popping up on my screen today.

[dutchess]

No problems with screen here..and looking forward to a parrot parody! :o)

[doug from upland]

I went to the source code for this page. Apparently the picture that was posted on No. 4 has had the link broken and their popup comes up on this post.

[franksolich]

Thank you, sir; for a second I wondered if something somewhere had been hacked. I am not computer illiterate, but neither am I a computer genius.

So it worked out okay.....now, back to the maestro of Free Republic, Doug from Upland.

[doug from upland]

EMAIL TO PAUL MCCARTNEY:

Paul, I usually love your work, but BAND ON THE RUN uses the line "band on the run" 17 times. You need to me more creative. It is lame.

...doug from upland

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RESPONSE FROM MCCARTNEY:
Doug, thanks for the criticism. I know that I used "band on the run" 17 times. So what? If anyone doesn't like that they ---

have their head in their ***...head in their ***
I know it sounds crass...head in their ***

By the way, I read the criticism from the guy who recently joined FR. My nephew is an English teacher. He read No. 23 and said that the guy who wrote it was a real wanker. He recommended that the guy take a refresher course of English 101 at a community college.

Sentence structure: D+
Grammar: D
Punctuation: F

Your friend, Sir Paul

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...it's almost midnite on the east coast and I came into Kinko's just to hear puppets' parody masterpiece...is our new buddy all talk and no action?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...looking forward to a parrot parody!"

Poor parrot's perfectly blameless in this whole affair...it's puppets who oozes the negativity...MUD

[puppets]

ok I'm late
give me an hour I'll whip something out, had to go somewhere tonight and forgot all about it
I'll have it written recorded and posted in about an hour (I hope)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll whip something out..."

Take yer time...I'd much rather see and hear something yer proud of...as Doug was proud of his effort...MUD

[doug from upland]

You forgot? That is pretty funny. You went out of your way to criticize a song. You were cranky and arrogant. You exhibited very poor English skills in previous posts and in this response. Now, you have a memory problem. Some of us might conclude that this is very lame.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals love Big Guv'ment schemes!!
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Some of us might conclude that this is very lame."

Yes, we would...MUD

[puppets]

Woo I hit a nerve with you or something. Where did I display poor language skillz? I'm sorry to tell you that posting on an internet forum is not the top priority of my life, yes I forgot, I didn't think it was all that important but fear not, I've whipped out a song for you to criticize just now! This took me over an hour to do so I hope you appreciate it. The lyrics are hard to understand so I'll transcribe them and post them in a second, I kind of made them up as I sang and resang the first part and didn't write them down. Sen. Robert "Dave Seville" Byrd and the Senators sing "The Confirmation Song" sung to the tune of The Chipmunks' classic "The Christmas Song".

[doug from upland]

From No. 23: You put something up there in public you better expect it to get critiqued.
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I appreciate the irony of someone criticizing something, letting the target and forum know that something appearing in the public arena will be criticized, and then using the English language so poorly that the author opens himself up to such a critique. Perhaps you do not appreciate the irony.