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Top Ten <i>Other</i> Terrorist Threats
Ace of Spades HQ ^ | 2/1/2005 | Ace of Spades

Posted on 02/01/2005 3:25:14 PM PST by Warhead W-88

10. "If the UN does not immediately withdraw support for the US occupation of Iraq, the Jihad Brotherhood will cut off one of Papa Smurf's three fingers"

9. "We have captured Rainbow Brite, and we will hang her as an infidel at dawn"

8. "Al-Zarqawi is pleased to announce new reinforcements in his jihad-- COBRA Commander and Megatron of the Decepticons (also, we may get that completely useless robot who can turn into a freaking tape-recorder)"

7. "If the American infidels do not depart Iraq immediately, the streets will run black with the ink of a thousand Etch-a-Sketches"

6. "I swear to Allah, if you do not release our brave warriors held in captivity, by next week Garfield the cat will have a whole new reason to hate Mondays"

5. "You have no chance of defeating us in Iraq, in Afghanistan, or in high-stakes games of Hungry Hungry Hippos"

4. "We have Jarts and we're not afraid to use them"

More at Ace of Spades HQ. (WARNING: Some language and content.)


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 02/01/2005 3:25:14 PM PST by Warhead W-88
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To: Warhead W-88
durka durka
AP Jihad!

durka durka
MSNBC Jihad!

durka durka
CTV.ca Jihad!

2 posted on 02/01/2005 3:28:15 PM PST by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: Warhead W-88
Don your burkas, or fancypants here eats lead:


3 posted on 02/01/2005 3:29:48 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ChadGore

4 posted on 02/01/2005 3:29:50 PM PST by Roots (I would listen to liberal ideas, but why would I want to listen to losers?)
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To: Warhead W-88
(also, we may get that completely useless robot who can turn into a freaking tape-recorder)"

I don't know that you want to be messin' with Soundwave, or his Decepticon cassettes - Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage and Rat-Bat!

5 posted on 02/01/2005 3:45:11 PM PST by Cable225
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To: Warhead W-88

i have a feeling this will never die.....

lol


6 posted on 02/01/2005 3:53:53 PM PST by sdpatriot ("If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly." Rummy)
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To: Cable225

I'm frightened that you know that.


7 posted on 02/01/2005 3:55:08 PM PST by Terabitten (A quick reminder to the liberals. The election in Iraq was done NOT IN YOUR NAME.)
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To: sdpatriot

see my tagline.

I intend for it to become immortal, and the instant challenge conservatives shall hurl at leftists spouting factoids and myths.


8 posted on 02/01/2005 6:54:44 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
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To: Tragically Single
I'm frightened that you know that.

What's the frightening part - Soundwave? Hell, anybody with a passing knowledge of Transformers should know that.

As far as the cassettes, it was pretty unusual to see all four of them in action at the same time. Besides, what's not to like about TF? It's a classic struggle of good vs. evil.

I'd bet you if this was a more popular thread, you'd be seeing more TF references than you could shake a stick at.

9 posted on 02/02/2005 11:09:14 AM PST by Cable225
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