Dyslexic drivers 'slower to react than drinkers'

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=127822005 ^

[U S Army EOD]

If you see one of these slow down and look for the "ELOH TOP" and you will be just fine.

[Lazamataz]

The problem is, dyslexic people see that one very important red sign as "POTS".

[Lazamataz]

I hate you.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I'm feeling the evol even as I type. I, too, hate when that happens to me!

Maybe you should change the tag line to "Proudly Posting Without Reading Every Previous Posts Since 1999!" ;-)

[Graybeard58]

I wonder if the parade is going up the street?

.llet ot draH

[Lazamataz]

I mean, GEE, Wally, it's just that I come up with these great jokes and then somebody always seems to have posted it already.

(kicks pebble)

[iconoclast]

Why do they have a sign for "POTS"?.

How did they teach the deer what those signs mean?

[wi jd]

Nothing worse than a dyslexic drunk

I like to drink vodka and carrot juice. You still get drunk but your vision gets better.

[U S Army EOD]

I drink orange juice and Milk of Magnesia, it is called a Phillips Screw Driver.

[U S Army EOD]

?oN

[longtermmemmory]

How about Democrat Party members?

Moral relativism must be hard on drivers. Does the other person really have a red light? Why should a red light mean stop? What if the other person was born with an orientation that make "red mean go"? Are directional signs absolute? What if you are from England? Is is american cultural imperialism to drive on the right only? Perhaps we should rebuild all the roads to have "dirve on the left" as well as drive on the right roads?

Is that reeealy a red light OR is it a green light trapped in a red light socket?

[Fair Paul]

This is not to be confused with DAMM, Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

[Grendel9]

Reminds me of when I flunked a drivers' license test
a few years back. I answered all the "logical" questions
correctly, but failed at the recognition of sign shapes.
When the superviser called it to my attention, I said
well, I never pay much attention to the SHAPE of a sign, I READ them!" He passed me.
Besides, some of the signs have changed shape or color since I was a "youngster." For example, Railroad crossings used to have RED signs.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Very funny...

OSSADM..."Through dylsexia we will salary raw."

[Dead Corpse]

Shullbit. Diagnosed in 4th grade. Dealt with it an got on with the rest of my life. Other than typos and crappy handwriting, I don't even notice it anymore.

Wanna go reaction time? Stage off against me at a stoplight some time.

[wideminded]

Q. What do the letters D-A-M stand for?

A. Mothers Against Dyslexia

[wideminded]

Guess I should have read the other posts.

[Geritol]

Down With Acrophobia!

[ShadowDancer]

ROTFL

[5Madman2]

Didja ever hear the one about the despondent dyslexic that tried to commit suicide?

He jumped behind a bus

RIMSHOT