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CYBERLOVE ENDS IN SHOCK
Sky News ^ | February 07, 2005 | Sky News

Posted on 02/08/2005 8:30:07 AM PST by JohnathanRGalt

CYBERLOVE ENDS IN SHOCK

A lovelorn Jordanian couple who began a sizzling relationship on the internet found out they were already married to each other.

The cheating pair were on a seven-month break when they thought they had found their ideal partners on the net.

Over three months they cavorted in cyberspace, swapping dreams, making wedding plans and plotting how to leave their partners for good.

Bakr Melhem passed himself off as Adnan while wife Sanaa said she was called Jamila, an unmarried lady of culture who was interested in reading and was a devout Muslim.

Eventually they could contain themselves no longer and agreed to meet at a bus depot where the clandestine wedding plans would be finalised and their love confirmed.

It was there that the awful truth dawned on both parties - they were man and wife.

The Petra news agency said Bakr turned white and screamed: "You are divorced, divorced, divorced" - the traditional way of ending a marriage.

Sanaa fainted.

The details of the case were revealed during the subsequent divorce hearing.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cyberlove; divorced; oops; pinacolada; rupertholmes; trop
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Would a western couple, presented with the same situation react any differently? Of course they would:

Escape

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

repeat chorus twice and fade out


1 posted on 02/08/2005 8:30:12 AM PST by JohnathanRGalt
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To: JohnathanRGalt

LoL!...you beat me to it...I was humming that tune while I read the article....


2 posted on 02/08/2005 8:31:12 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: JohnathanRGalt

lol I always loved that song.

Also, reminds me of Sleepless in Seattle.


3 posted on 02/08/2005 8:32:09 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

That was my exact first thought...
Scary.
And I don't even like Manilow.

Has anyone else noticed that you never see Barry Manilow and Barbara Streisand in the same place at the same time??
The world wonders....


4 posted on 02/08/2005 8:32:35 AM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

"It's okay to cheat... if you get 'permission' first." - Will Smith


5 posted on 02/08/2005 8:32:37 AM PST by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

That was the first thing I thought of, too.


6 posted on 02/08/2005 8:33:25 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

Sounds like a bad movie of the week...


7 posted on 02/08/2005 8:33:43 AM PST by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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To: JohnathanRGalt

LOL! That was the first thing I thought of along with prolly every other person who reads this.


8 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:04 AM PST by Kay Syrah (nice finish)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

Rupert Holmes? Eeeewwwwww.....


9 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:12 AM PST by r9etb
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To: BlueNgold
And I don't even like Manilow

Rupert Holmes is deeply saddened.

10 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:24 AM PST by socal_parrot
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To: KidGlock

What a small small world. LOL


11 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:36 AM PST by artsymom
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To: Junior

YOU ARE DIVORCED!!!

Is this anything like saying Beetlejuice three times?


12 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:49 AM PST by cjshapi
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To: JohnathanRGalt
Funny as hell. It reminded me of Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail. A story about a cybercouple who pass each other every day but don't know they're wooing online. Life imitates art!

Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."

13 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:57 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

This sounds like one of those internet hoaxes.


14 posted on 02/08/2005 8:35:27 AM PST by SunnyUsa
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To: JohnathanRGalt
"You are divorced, divorced, divorced" - the traditional way of ending a marriage

And just click your heels together three times, and you're single again.
15 posted on 02/08/2005 8:35:32 AM PST by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To: cjshapi

Hey, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.


16 posted on 02/08/2005 8:35:34 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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Over three months they cavorted in cyberspace...

And never gave a detail about themselves that would have led to either one to suspect that they were married to each other.

Must have been some deep stuff. Sheesh.

17 posted on 02/08/2005 8:37:27 AM PST by Restore
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To: JohnathanRGalt
I despise that song. Now it's in my fuggin' head and I can't get it to shut up.........thank you very much.


18 posted on 02/08/2005 8:37:33 AM PST by Viking2002 (Let's get the Insurrection started, already..............)
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To: JohnathanRGalt

Sounds like the plot of at least one nineteenth century operetta. Probably more.


19 posted on 02/08/2005 8:38:22 AM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: JohnathanRGalt
Oh yeah and there's the episode of Coupling in which Steve pretends the whole time to be Dick Darlington and Susan pretends to be Giselle. They almost break up when they discovered who their alter-egos where! ;-)

Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."

20 posted on 02/08/2005 8:38:36 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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