[festus]

For a troll this was a very good post. It seemed like spelling was pretty much correct. It showed enough education to write a poem. Head and shoulders better than your average troll........

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is a tune for you.

I Started a Post
Troll Zot Theme

I started a post, which brought out the Viking Kitties.
But I didn’t see, that the post would kill me, oh no.
I smelled some ozone, which started the Freepers, laughing.
Oh if I’d only seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.

It came from the sky the sudden flash blinding my eyes.
And I laid there in bed, then someone said, “Jim he is dead.”
From Zot I had died, which started the Freepers, paving.
No I hadn’t seen that the post would kill me.
Oh oh no that post would kill me.

From; I started a Joke, Bee Gees.

From the twisted mind of Conspiracy Guy

[b4its2late]

[alcuin]

Where's the midi?

In future, please include one, or at least a link.*

*See Laz's "Guidelines for Posting Parodies, Self and Other."

[Hot Tabasco]

Tell me, when will I be banned?

Would you be my friend?

[bray]

Kinda like Kamakazee pilots, after the first couple of waves, the piloting skills dropped off significantly.

Pray for W and Our Fantastic Troops

[Jeff Gordon]

It is clear that you are professional victim. You go to a lot of trouble to be victimized.

Are you, by any chance, a Muslim? If not, you should consider converting.

[tioga]

Not soon enough.

[unsycophant]

[roaddog727]

Golly,

Another dope burning our CPU cycles and BTUs.

Burn your own DUmmie BTU's.

[Congressman Billybob]

You're not worth the time and effort to tear you apart. Pathetic loser.

Billybob

[Lady Heron]

Looks like today is a good day to be banned.

[lonster]

i suppose you could run back to d.u. and stick yer head BACK up hillary's butt.

[MoochPooch]

You're no good,
you're no good,
you're no good,
baby you're no good.

I'm gonna say it again,
you're no good,
you're no good,
you're no good,
baby, you're no good.

[mysto]

at least you picked an appropriate name on this forum... bye troll...

3.... 2.... 1.... ZOT!

[AlGone2001]

Thank your friends at DUh for voting to abort those who would pay for your social security benefits. /sarcasm

[Brett66]

[Flyer]

It would be fun to have a time stamp here.

This account was banned or suspended on 02/13/2005 at 10:24:02 AM CST Okay

[dljordan]

While I enjoyed the verse that kind of thing isn't tolerated very well by the dashboard-doll head-bobbers here. Their feelings will be hurt and you will suffer the curse of the Scarlet Letter. The fact that you are new here and posted such an obvious come-on tells me that your are trolling to get banned in order to make FR look bad. Some FR members don't have the wit to ignore you so why don't you take the high road and STFU or be a little more subtle?

[tapatio]