Posted on 02/17/2005 3:36:06 PM PST by Rakkasan1
Maybe he's away drawing :O)
I assure you I can draw much better than that!
See my home page...one of my drawings there...but I still love Picasso.
Yep, kind of brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Sharpen ones pencil"
8^)
ROTFL!
" Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just enjoying the show?"
"Where's the nude male club? I have my pen and ink set at the ready."
Ping me around Turkey Day next year. I could show you some things that would knock that pen right outta your hand!
We have "Deer Hunter Widows" festivities up here in "Da Nort" while our men are away deer hunting. (Shhhh! I'm sharing Trade Secrets here, with ya!) Surprisingly, they're held in smokey, dimly lit bars (Gasp!) and they usually involve really, really cute young men from Illinois. (We don't use our own sons for this. That wouldn't be right. Besides, they're either huntin' with Dad, or in another nearby state with their "widows," LOL!)
You'll feel like a Dirty Old Lady, but you can probably put up with that for one night out of your life, right?
Oh! And bring lots of crisp, newly printed "George Washingtons" with ya, LOL!
Hope TheBigB is using a "pocket protector"
8^)
or a pencil case?
" Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just enjoying the show?"
Boy, I really hope it's a pencil because if not and "it" is shaped like a pencil you're in for a serious amount of humiliation.... :)
For some reason I'm reminded of a joke I heard today:
A guy is walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?"
"Are you crazy?" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Show me the money, but you can do it just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
He produces a roll of cash. They go into the alley. She takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you going to bite them?"
"Nah," he replies. "Costs too much . . . "
they are no gentlmen.....
sweaty,drunken, loser types more like it.....
Good story there!
My Darn pencil point kept breaking . . ... wonder why
What you want to do is capture the movement
There could be hundred of crude pencil drawings out there and you could be none the wiser.
Most of those blokes don't have any lead in their pencils. ;-)
Er...I am still waiting for you to show me yours.
"HOLY KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, BATMAN!!!" You've even put the flag on it you patriotic maniac you... ;)
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