Posted on 02/17/2005 5:30:03 PM PST by Happy2BMe
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criticisms of evolution are an endorsement of religion
Umm, judge? It is the establishment of religion that is forbidden, not the endorsement. FYI
And how! Homosexuality and sex change operations have been rampant ever since they started teaching Craterism in schools. Coincidence?
Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas, that's their right. I'll gladly buy them a banana. LOL
Hey, I grew up a confused Evotard, so I empathize with them...
;)
What about orangutans? You have to admit theyre kinda cute.
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No it's not. It's very serious business when the federal gubmint wants to tell our children their ancestors were monkies and not made in the likeness and the image of Almighty God.
That is the part they won't get away with.
Craterism is a "theory" that claims large rocks can fall from the sky at any random moment and kill us. What damage can it do to young minds when they are indoctrinated with the "theory" about a purposeless, chaotic, random world -- the "theory" which is promoted by these so-called crater-scientists? How many lives have been destroyed by contemplating the chaos and absurdity of life when there is the constant fear of rocks falling from the sky? Clearly, such a precarious existence is too horrible to contemplate. How many suicides have been caused by the meaningless Crater-ite view of life?
I agree. And if evolution is only a theory (which no scientist denies) what then is Creationism? It's a religious dogma unamenable to reasoned analysis. If people want it taught to their children as part of their religious upbringing, it's incumbent upon them to do it themselves, at their own expense.
Great another food fight over an event we already had a foot fight over. Several, actually.
ACLU COMMUNIST TRAITORS DAY SHALL COME BTTT
Amen.
That's the straight poop there bro...
Marx, Lenin and Stalin all promoted Craterism.
The Founders of this great country did not believe in the blasphemy of Craterism. They had hope for the future. They built this nation as a Shining City on a Hill, as an example to all mankind. And now the Craterites, these Rocks-from-the-Sky cultists, claim that some random rock will drop down from the sky to flatten the glorious work of the Founders. What un-American nonsense these Craterites preach!
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Lady on train sitting with her beautiful new baby.
Man across the aisle stares - and stares - and stares . .
Lady to man: "I know I have a beautiful baby mister - but you're making me a little nervous by your endless staring . ."
Man to lady: "Beautiful baby!?"
Lady - THAT has got to be the ugliest excuse for a human being I have ever seen in my entire life!"
Lady is crushed - grabs up her precious beautiful baby and runs through the train the the next passenger car sobbing loudly and sits back down . .
The new conductor approaches the lady sobbing and attempts to comfort her . .
Lady - dear, dear lady. I don't know what has you so torn apart, but if you will just settle down a bit while I got get you a cup of tea and oh - I'll bring back a bananna for the cute littel monkey you've got there . .
Is there a group with an alternative explanation that also has wide popular support?
If so, then ask them to propose another sticker.
I signed the petition, thanks.
Makes me embarrased to be a conservative, honestly.
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