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*** UNOFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
TheBigB | 2.18.05 | n/a

Posted on 02/18/2005 10:27:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance

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To: pbrown

121 posted on 02/18/2005 11:36:35 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
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To: ArGee

I have to bookmark this thread to show hubby. Cool story.


122 posted on 02/18/2005 11:37:17 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: talleyman
Hey! lysdexia is nothing to joke about!

I agree. Dailysex is a serious problem, and our government should leave no stone unturned in stamping it out.

123 posted on 02/18/2005 11:37:22 AM PST by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Peach

Great!!!


124 posted on 02/18/2005 11:39:12 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: Maceman

I need to tell you about my dyslexic friend that attempted suicide

He jumped behind a bus


125 posted on 02/18/2005 11:40:00 AM PST by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: TPartyType

*snarf*

You owe me a keyboard. I have to remember to keep the soda away from me while reading a Silliness thread.


126 posted on 02/18/2005 11:40:46 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: lilylangtree

I liked the pope one....


127 posted on 02/18/2005 11:44:19 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

128 posted on 02/18/2005 11:47:20 AM PST by najida (http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
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To: TPartyType
I wasted $3.95 watching Mr. Napolean.

He never smokes pot, so why are his eyes almost always closed, no matter what's going on?

129 posted on 02/18/2005 11:47:42 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Betis70

I think you're close on this one. I believe it was the Dating Game. The host (Bob?) asked the question you posed, but it was directed to the guy. It was a little different. Something along the lines of, "What's your favorite place to have sex?" As I recall his response was an instant classic. “Ah, that’d be the butt, Bob.” A group of my old rugby buddies and crack up when ever “the funniest things ever heard on TV” topic comes up. Ciao.


130 posted on 02/18/2005 11:48:00 AM PST by MB6.3
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Laid my head on my desk laughing at that one....


131 posted on 02/18/2005 11:49:15 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: socal_parrot
Speaking of monks....

A guy decides to join a monastery. The head Monk tells him he must take a vow of silence. However, once a year, he can say two words.

The first year goes by without a problem. The head monk calls the new guy into his office and asks, "For your two words this year, what are they?"

"bed hard", says the new monk.

"Thank you very much. I'll see you next year!!"

Again, a year goes by and the new monk is asked for his annual two words.

"Food Cold".

"Thanks again. See you next year!", says the head monk.

The third year goes by and the new monk is asked for his two words. "I quit!"

"well that doesn't surprise me." said the head monk. "Ever since you came here, it has been complain! complain! complain!".
132 posted on 02/18/2005 11:50:00 AM PST by llevrok (Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
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To: ezoeni

< img src = "http://ezoeni.com/img/fr/ice.jpg">
Think she might be a little frigid?


133 posted on 02/18/2005 11:50:15 AM PST by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

134 posted on 02/18/2005 11:52:35 AM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

135 posted on 02/18/2005 11:53:04 AM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: MB6.3

It's the actual transcript. From the Urban Legend site...

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm


136 posted on 02/18/2005 11:53:48 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
"Globalization"....


137 posted on 02/18/2005 11:53:58 AM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Ready to eat?....


138 posted on 02/18/2005 11:55:20 AM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

139 posted on 02/18/2005 11:56:13 AM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: MB6.3

Did you ever see the "Price Is Right" outtake where they call the woman's name and yell "Come on down," she jumps up and her tube top comes down??


140 posted on 02/18/2005 11:56:15 AM PST by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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