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TheBigB
| 2.18.05
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Posted on 02/18/2005 10:27:37 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Fierce Allegiance
101
posted on
02/18/2005 11:27:30 AM PST
by
najida
(http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
To: freepatriot32
To: E Rocc
We had that as a front plate on our chevelle in '75, I have a picture of me, my little girl and son on the hood of the car, I was pregnant with our third child at the time.
103
posted on
02/18/2005 11:28:06 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: najida
strange looking turd . . .
To: Dallas59
105
posted on
02/18/2005 11:29:04 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
To: Maceman
No. But I have heard about the dyslexic insomniac who stayed awake all night wondering whether there really is a Dog. Hey! lysdexia is nothing to joke about!
106
posted on
02/18/2005 11:29:20 AM PST
by
talleyman
(E=mc2 (before taxes))
To: Fierce Allegiance
Did you get some Mount & Do through the nose?No, but I'm never going to be able to stay in control in the presence of a can of the stuff. I passed it on to some friends and my inbox is in complete meltdown.
107
posted on
02/18/2005 11:29:47 AM PST
by
Bahbah
To: ezoeni
And she is a good actress too. Scary
:^)
108
posted on
02/18/2005 11:30:20 AM PST
by
Tolik
To: Dallas59
109
posted on
02/18/2005 11:30:54 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
110
posted on
02/18/2005 11:32:19 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HANDJOBS: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies: "Well then, please go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger
111
posted on
02/18/2005 11:33:19 AM PST
by
SZonian
(Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
OK, I'm sorry if I sounded a little PO'ed. It's just the greatest way to end the work week. it's good to be the ping
112
posted on
02/18/2005 11:33:26 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: ezoeni
To melt the ice.
113
posted on
02/18/2005 11:33:36 AM PST
by
najida
(http://www.lotusdance.com/HouseTools.html.)
To: r-q-tek86
114
posted on
02/18/2005 11:33:43 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: lilylangtree
...and you thought I lacked De Gaulle to tell a story like that...... I thought you were in Seine.
To: Fierce Allegiance; TPartyType
MEN'S CAMOUFLAGE
116
posted on
02/18/2005 11:34:19 AM PST
by
freepatriot32
(Jacques Chirac and Kofi Annan, a pantomime horse in which both men are playing the rear end. M.Steyn)
To: Peach
LOLOLOL. Great. This thread is hilarious.
117
posted on
02/18/2005 11:35:16 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: Dallas59
Were there any skid marks at the scene?
118
posted on
02/18/2005 11:36:13 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Dog Gone
Hey, bump from another Get Fuzzy fan! GF, Dilbert and User Friendly are the three strips I check without fail every morning.
To: Fierce Allegiance
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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