[Welsh Rabbit]

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal,” Elfman said. To do this, she says, it is my “duty to clear the planet.”

Does that mean they're lowering their prices? How much does it cost to rid yourself of the dead space cooties?

[Barney59]

Hmm, I wonder if they're having a special on the fleck-painted, super deluxe modified lie detectors (E-Meters)?

Last time I read they were thousands of $... not too cheap!

http://www.e-meter.org.uk/page06.htm

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/

[bd476]

Shhhh asking how much is interpreted by the Church of $cientology that you are interested in buying. They will take whatever you have for collateral. Buyer beware.