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With $3.50 and a Dream, the 'Anti-Christo' Is Born
NY Times ^ | February 19, 2005 | SARAH BOXER

Posted on 02/20/2005 1:52:49 PM PST by neverdem

CAMBRIDGE, Mass., Feb. 18 - You've seen Christo's "Gates" in Central Park. But what about Hargo's "Gates" in Somerville, Mass.? Sure, Hargo is unabashedly riding on the coattails of Christo and Jeanne-Claude. But it did take him some time to make his gates: 0.002 years, he estimates. That's a good chunk of a day. You may as well take a look:
not-rocket-science.com/gates.htm.

Just who is Hargo? Is he some kind of genius wrapper? His name is Geoff Hargadon, he is 50 and, in a telephone interview, he would only say, enigmatically, "Art is not my profession." His last installation was a studio full of discarded ATM receipts. The show was called "Balance." It was about "people, privacy and money," he said, adding: "You want to know how much people have? Here it is."

Like Christo and Jeanne-Claude, Hargo used recyclable materials for "The Somerville Gates." Unlike them, he accepts donations to defray the cost of his installation, which was $3.50. The mayor of Somerville did not come to the unveiling, on Valentine's Day.

Does Hargo have a Jeanne-Claude at his side? His cat, Edie, is a redhead, like Jeanne-Claude, he said on the telephone. But his partner in art is his wife, Patricia La Valley. Together they installed "The Somerville Gates" at their home on Monday night, while watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on television. They took pictures, posted them on a Web site and sent the link to 30 friends by e-mail. Within 24 hours, the site had 99,000 hits.

"The Somerville Gates" has now become, Mr. Hargadon said, "the anti-Christo."

Each saffron-colored gate that makes up "The Somerville Gates" is a 3.5-inch-high structure made of wooden dowels, cut-up roof shingles and clear corrugated plastic, all painted with orange tempera. (Hargo made 16 individual gates and moved them from room to room, following Edie's footsteps.)

On the Web site, the installation begins with the Door Gates, then moves on to the Poopatorium Gates, the Fridge Gates, the Table Gates, the Feeding Gates, the Tub Gates, the Fluffy Rug Gates, the Desk Gates, the Media Gates and finally the Stairway Gates.

There are some obscure parts to the installation, at least as it appears on the Web. You can't really see where you are when you approach the Poopatorium Gates. The sinuous path of the orange flags seems to run alongside a bed, or perhaps it is a hallway. What is that black thing looming in the distance? Where is the kitty litter?

A few passages of "The Somerville Gates" sound as if they're going to be repetitive. Did Hargo really need to have Fridge Gates, Feeding Gates and Table Gates? But if you spend some time on the site, you will see that each passage has its own aura. The Fridge Gates have an airy feel while the Feeding Gates have a finality to them, dead-ending at a blue bowl and a hungry cat. The Table Gates passage is ominous, with dark table and chair legs dwarfing the little orange structures.

For pure beauty and rhythm, you can't beat the Stairway Gates. But the Media Gates are the most suspenseful and loaded with meaning. At the tip of a V-shaped arrangement of orange gates sits a television screen. On the screen is a baleful looking dog. (He was one of the contestants in the Westminster dog show.) You can see Edie the cat looking over the gates and staring down the dog. The situation cries out for a mouse to run the gates' gantlet.

Mr. Hargadon said he had told his friends not to call him Geoff or Mr. Hargadon anymore. It is just Hargo. But he doesn't go for bombast. "I like the idea of 'The Gates,' but maybe something smaller, something more subtle." Something more like "The Somerville Gates."

"There are no invitations," Hargo says at the Web site. "There are no tickets."

"If anyone tries to sell you a ticket, do not buy it," he continues. "The Gates are not for sale. Neither is the cat."

"Signed photos, however," he writes, "are available directly from the artist in limited editions."

There is no wind blowing these gates, no matter what the weather. So you don't have to pick your viewing date. And the Web site will stay up for a long time. The Somerville installation itself, though, is ephemeral. It goes down when "the cleaning lady comes."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Massachusetts; US: New York
KEYWORDS: antichristo; art; christo; hargo

Geoff Hargadon
“The Somerville Gates” begin with the Door Gates

1 posted on 02/20/2005 1:52:51 PM PST by neverdem
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To: neverdem

anti-cristo. heeheeheeheehee.


2 posted on 02/20/2005 1:57:29 PM PST by dangus
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To: neverdem

Much better than Christo.


3 posted on 02/20/2005 1:58:21 PM PST by SuzyQue (Remember to think.)
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To: neverdem

That is way hysterical.


4 posted on 02/20/2005 2:02:21 PM PST by My2Cents (Fringe poster since 1998.)
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To: neverdem

My favorites are with the cat. This needs to be pinged to the kitty ping list.


5 posted on 02/20/2005 2:06:33 PM PST by Mercat (Andy walks with me Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.)
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To: neverdem

This is a sketch! Thanks for the post


7 posted on 02/20/2005 2:14:00 PM PST by Viet Vet in Augusta GA
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To: wogworld
I think Dave Letterman said it best:

Late Show
Wednesday, February 16, 2005 / Show #2320
Artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude are celebrating the city with their creation of "The Gates" in Central Park. "The Gates" consist of 7,500 gates draped in saffron curtains. It stretches 23 miles.
We asked them if they would like to be on the show. Their response: "We are appalled that you would call and offer this invitation on such short notice." They added, "You don't understand how much we are in demand right now."

Dave says to that, "No, I don't."
Still da man!
8 posted on 02/20/2005 2:30:59 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free")
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To: neverdem

Art mimics ... idiot art

Any word on National Endowment for the Arts funding for cat food?


9 posted on 02/20/2005 2:50:53 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: wogworld

10, 9, and 4 were my initial reactions. But 7 is my favorite.

Great list! ^_^


10 posted on 02/20/2005 3:27:56 PM PST by 4mycountry (This is my tag. Deal with it.)
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To: neverdem

Ah, Somerville. 17% of Somerville voters can't be wrong.


11 posted on 02/20/2005 3:59:03 PM PST by HostileTerritory
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To: neverdem

I cannot understand how these old geezers have survived so long doing such idiot things, and secondly how they are well off, if not rich! Every "piece of art" they have done is just stupid, stupid, stupid.


12 posted on 02/20/2005 5:15:04 PM PST by vpintheak (Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
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To: neverdem

I'm impressed.

The kitties in my house would make the display "The broken gates of disarray."

Their favorite would be "Gates piled under the stove."


13 posted on 02/20/2005 9:18:24 PM PST by exDemMom (Truth, justice, and the American way!)
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To: neverdem

14 posted on 02/22/2005 9:56:42 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

LOL!


15 posted on 02/22/2005 10:20:56 AM PST by neverdem (May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows that you're dead.)
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To: billorites

Very funny.

And just as artistic.


16 posted on 02/22/2005 10:22:20 AM PST by radiohead (revote in washington state)
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To: neverdem
Some of the reader comments are priceless.
17 posted on 02/23/2005 4:20:42 PM PST by P.O.E.
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