[Lazamataz]

It read a Steven King novel and thought it was a user manual.

[eastforker]

Sounds like most on this thread totally do not understand the feline frame of mind. They have no masters, they have servants and staff. I have owned crazy felines, totally psychotic, that is there nature at times. You don't own the cat, they own you. If you have one in you household you deserve everything you get. Did you actually think you could train them? They were only humoring you, don't be so gullible, cats rule.