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DFU SONG: Purple People Eater (give Garofalo the purple voting finger)
DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 02/22/2005 8:56:03 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - PURPLE PEOPLE EATER

That annoying wench, we will not take any more
She is always wrong and quite a bore
She's been flapping her gums on the radio
So here is a message for Ms.Garofalo

We will be flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Stick it in her face

She is showing hatred for our great president
Anything he does will make her vent
She's been flapping her gums on the radio
So here is a message for Ms.Garofalo

We will be flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Stick it in her face

We thank Hollywood for the big Bush victory
They can't shut up...the results we see
She's been flapping her gums on the radio
So here is a message for Ms.Garofalo

We will be flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Flipping her off with a purple voting finger
Stick it in her face


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: freedom; heroicamericans; iraq; purplefinger

1 posted on 02/22/2005 8:56:05 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: RonDog

ping


2 posted on 02/22/2005 8:58:47 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

As usual, great song! Wrong finger though.


3 posted on 02/22/2005 9:15:11 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth (What if they had to hold a bake sale to pay for the salaries at NPR?)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Naw, it's the right finger. Our side shows more class.


4 posted on 02/22/2005 9:35:02 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

Phew! That one really stinks Sheb Wooley is rolling over in his grave


5 posted on 02/22/2005 9:38:15 PM PST by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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To: Armigerous

I can handle negative comments. I never let the bastards grind me down.


6 posted on 02/22/2005 9:40:03 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland

"Annoying wench" describes her perfectly. The rest of the song/rant is gravy.


7 posted on 02/22/2005 9:53:45 PM PST by Supernatural
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To: Supernatural
DID YOU CATCH THIS ONE? I've used wench before.
8 posted on 02/22/2005 9:58:16 PM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: doug from upland
I have now. It is side-splitting funny.

I'm with you. Janeane Garafalo is one of the rudest, most obnoxious people on planet earth, as well as being singularly unattractive.

Take that, wench.

9 posted on 02/22/2005 10:20:09 PM PST by Supernatural
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To: doug from upland
LOL!

See also:

Garofalo: "(Blue/Purple)Inked Fingers = Nazi Salute"
Crosswalk ^ | 02.04.2005
Posted on 02/04/2005 8:43:38 AM PST by KMC1

GAROFALO: "Inked Fingers = Nazi Salute": What would make former commediene and current Air-America "talk show host" Janeane Garofalo do this?

Because she says it means the same thing as the show of solidarity with the Iraqi voters that many bloggers, citizens and lawmakers had taken. The MediaResearchCenter provided the full transcript from Garofalo's appearance on "After Hours" on MSNBC...but here's the money quote:

Garofalo: "The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this manner [does the Nazi salute], as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that. And also, the bit of theater about the very distraught parents of the soldier who had died, the point is not if this was a real moment, if it was staged, if it was PR. The point is, is those parents and their son were misled about why that young man went into Iraq. And when he wrote a letter to his mother saying, 'It's my job to protect you now,' protect her from what? The imminent threat of Saddam Hussein and his weapons of mass destruction? So don't bring up, 'Is it helpful if the Democrats make some noise' when they're being lied to. That's not helpful, that's not helpful to pundits like you maybe, but it is not helpful to the country when a Republican President and his partisan Republican Party continue to perpetuate myth and dishonesty on the country."

The rantings of the left are beyond control. Does Garofalo even know where the idea of this sign of solidarity came from?

Shelby Dangerfield, a young girl...as her story appeared in the Billings Gazzette. Then Matt Margolis and GOPBloggers invited other bloggers and readers to stand with the Iraqi voters as well. Then three days later the lawmakers got into the act...

Does Garofalo think that young Shelby truly, seriously, is out to spread Nazi fascism to the world around her?

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

10 posted on 02/22/2005 10:32:42 PM PST by RonDog
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To: RonDog
Indexing RELATED threads:
DRUDGE: Bush Coins Phrase - Calls Iraq 'Purple Revolution'
  Posted by West Coast Conservative
On News/Activism 02/24/2005 11:10:50 AM PST · 32 replies · 760+ views


Drudge Report ^ | Thu Feb 24 2005 | Matt Drudge
 

Anti-smoking campaign will chide Hollywood on Oscar night
[& WE will give them "The FINGER Purple"]

  Posted by RonDog
On News/Activism 02/23/2005 7:31:16 PM PST · 18 replies · 648+ views


Associated Press [via The Tuscaloosa News] ^ | Februaru 23, 2005 | The Associated Press
 

DFU SONG: Purple People Eater
(give Garofalo the purple voting finger)

  Posted by doug from upland
On News/Activism 02/22/2005 8:56:03 PM PST · 9 replies · 249+ views


DFU SONGS | 2-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
 

Giving Hollywood the [PURPLE] finger:
We need YOUR sign ideas for our rally at the Academy Awards!

  Posted by RonDog
On News/Activism 02/22/2005 12:11:04 AM PST · 161 replies · 2,052+ views


"Shut Up, and ACT!" Hollywood conservatives plan "Rally for Responsibility" at Academy Awards (2/27) ^ | February 22, 2005 | RonDog, rantblogger [and YOU!]
 

11 posted on 02/25/2005 5:05:08 AM PST by RonDog
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To: doug from upland

Alternate lyrics:

Liberals saw the billboard mockin' up in the sky
Exposing Michael Moore and his big fat lies
Libs commenced to pointin' and they said, hoo-eee
It looks like a purple fingered FREEPer to me

It was a darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
A darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Spreadin' democracy

Limos cruised Hollywood filled with celebrities
All begging "Mr. Purple Fingered FREEPer, don't FREEP me!"
We heard them whine, all without any tact,
"We don't want to just shut up and act!"

It was a darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
A darn-right, so-proud, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Spreadin' democracy

TV asked "Mr. Purple Fingered FREEPer, what's your line?"
We said FREEPing freedom everywhere all of the time
But that's not the reason that we came to Hollywood
We wanna rub all your noses in it real good

Well Dubya once, Dubya twice, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Red states, again in '8, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Hey France, You're Next! - friendly purple fingered FREEPer
Spreadin' democracy

On marches liberty and votes in Afghanistan
There's a vote in Iraq, next stop in Iran!
It makes the actors crazy when we remind them all
When courageous Reagan said "tear down this wall!"

Well Dubya once, Dubya twice, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Red states, again in '8, smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Hollywood, You're Next! - smilin' purple fingered FREEPer
Spreadin' democracy

And then we went on our way and then what do ya know
There's fat Mikey again on a TV show
He was sobbing real loud, rallyin' the left to hear.
Just try it buddy and we'll FREEP you next year!


12 posted on 02/25/2005 12:54:57 PM PST by rantblogger (Rantblogger can be seen http://la4israel.org/wordpress)
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To: RonDog
You may want to see the full archive of Free Republic and other blog coverage of the

Purple Finger



Quite a few excellent Purple Finger designs here (click on any image):

Viva La Purple Revolution!

Fidel Castro Is My Bitch
Fidel Castro Is My Bitch
Fidel Castro Is My Bitch. To hell with Castro, Che, the UN, Che shirt wearers, humanities professors, TV anchors...

Che Who?  Purple Finger Revolution!
Che Who? Purple Finger Revolution!
Che who? Join a revolution of real purple fingered revolutionary radicals who actually change the world for the better.

Dubya is the Real Dissident -- Not Che - Purple

Dubya's Not Che's - Purple Revolucion!

Winston Churchill Purple Finger 3

Winston Churchill Purple Finger 2

George W. Bush Purple Finger

Winston Churchill Purple Finger 1
Winston Churchill Purple Finger 1
You know Winston Churchill would have flashed a Purple Finger for Freedom if he was here, today!

D-Day - purple finger sign language for freedom
D-Day - purple finger sign language for freedom
In American Sign Language (ASL), the raised right finger means the letter D. So the Iraq election was a D-Day of sorts, celebrated with raised purple and blue inked fingers.

D-Day blue and purple fingers for the Arab World
D-Day blue and purple fingers for the Arab World
Arabs incapable of Democracy? Says WHO? In American Sign Language, a raised right index finger equals D. The Iraq election was D-Day, celebrated with raised purple and blue inked freedom fingers!

Give The United Nations the Finger
Give The United Nations the Finger
I want you to give the United Nations the finger!

Give Tyranny The Finger
Give Tyranny The Finger
I want you to give tyranny and religious oppression the finger, blue and purple freedom fingers!

Two Fingers Bush and Left
Two Fingers Bush and Left
The purple / blue inked finger is a gift from President Bush and the brave U.S. soldier. The other finger is a message to Michael Moore, MoveOn, the U.N. and the Democratic Party.

Two Fingers Thanks USA
Two Fingers Thanks USA
Thank you, dear USA, for allowing us to give freedom the finger. The other finger is for the leftists, liberals and appeasers who delayed this day.

Voting Finger - Democracy is Job #1

It's the Democracy, Stupid!

Divine Purple Freedom Finger - Michelangelo - 8th
Divine Purple Freedom Finger - Michelangelo - 8th
Democracy is not a monopoly of the USA. Americans believe freedom is a divine gift and we fight to help others benefit from that gift. Purple finger "On the 8th day, man voted..."

Divine Freedom-Michelangelo Hands-8th Day Text

Freedom is a Divine Gift - Michelangelo Hands
Freedom is a Divine Gift - Michelangelo Hands
Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel hands of Adam and God.

Updated with the purple finger of freedom.

Freedom is a Divine Gift - Blue Fingers
Freedom is a Divine Gift - Blue Fingers
Look for the purple / blue inked finger of free will and freedom.

Freedom and rights aren't from governments, not in the United States or Iraq.

First Iraq, Then...
First Iraq, Then...
The purple and blue fingers of freedom march on, despite France, the United Nations, etc.

Stickers, shirts, mugs and more.

Give the Finger to Iraq, Castro is Next

Give the Finger to Iraq, Next Mainstream Media
Give the Finger to Iraq, Next Mainstream Media
The media outlets of CBS, ABC, CNN, NBC, The New York Times all conspired to thwart the vote in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Give them the finger!

Drinkware and stickers.

Give the Finger to Iraq, Hollywood Next
Give the Finger to Iraq, Hollywood Next
Drinkware and stickers to show your love of freedom and disdain of the appeaser's and pacifist's wet dream of limosine liberal guilt known as Hollywood.

Give the Finger to Iraq, France is Next
Give the Finger to Iraq, France is Next
Drinkware and stickers to show your love of freedom and disdain of the appeaser's and pacifist's wet dream known as France.

Give the Finger to Iraq, Next the U.N.
Give the Finger to Iraq, Next the U.N.
Drinkware and stickers to show your love of freedom and disdain of the "democracy of despots" known as the United Nations.

Victory for Democracy in Iraq
Victory for Democracy in Iraq
Purple finger and blue fingers ... in the eyes of despots and leftists who haven't advanced freedom, ever.

Two fingers
Two fingers
Purple finger and blue inked fingers ... in the eyes of despots and leftists who haven't advanced freedom, ever. A finger from Bush and the other in the eye of Hollywood and mainstream media.

Muslim Man Voter

Blue Inky Finger Iraq Woman

Purple fingered Iraqi woman

Thanks for nothing, feminists.

Do the math!

Give Up The Vote?  Are you CRAZY???

J'Accuse Feminists and Apathetic Western Women
J'Accuse Feminists and Apathetic Western Women
Feminism does what for women outside the US? Can African & Arab women vote, drink, drive or even walk in public? When was the last NOW protest against female genital mutilation?

Freedom Graph Republican vs. Democrat

Hey Liberal!
Hey Liberal!
What did today's liberals do to help bring about the first real elections in Afghanistan and Iraq?

MoveOn, Soros, Michael Moore, Hollywood, Academia all were part of freedom's problem, not it's gro

Liberal Pacifists Delay Democracy & Freedom
Liberal Pacifists Delay Democracy & Freedom
Thomas Jefferson understood that there is a price to freedom and liberty.

You don't get human rights without fighting for them.

Dear World
Dear World
Dear World,
What have leftists ever done for you?
Just asking...
Sincerely yours,
The USA

Guaranteed to frustrate fans of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Castro, Che, Ho Chi Minh and the Democratic Party

Itchy Inky Finger

Finger Me - Arab / Arabic
Finger Me - Arab / Arabic
Freedom and democracy are not a monopoly of the West. Many liberals think that the world of Islam is incapable of democracy. Show them you think otherwise!

Finger Me - Asia / North Korea
Finger Me - Asia / North Korea
Freedom and democracy are not a monopoly of the West. Many thought that Hirohito's Japan, having no democratic tradition, was incapable of democracy. People now say this about Korea, China and Vietn

Give Castro the Purple Finger - Cuba
Give Castro the Purple Finger - Cuba
Che? No way! Be a real "purple revolutionary" by spreading freedom and democracy.

Again With The Finger!
Again With The Finger!
Our military are true Sunshine Boys, except they spread freedom and aren't cranky geezers. If you remember that film you'll love the line.

I Love It When You Finger Me!

Soldiers Give Me The Finger - Mmm...
More Purple Finger coverage.
13 posted on 12/15/2005 9:49:34 AM PST by rantblogger (Aaron can be seen http://aarons.cc)
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