"Oh baby, I never hung around with Jose. I always hung around Clemens because he was such a good guy, and he never cheated on his wife. Like me."
By the same token, I'm sure there are a number of current and former baseball wives who are thinking: "Let's see (fill in name of player here) was a friend of Jose's. (Fill in name of player here) is NOT Roger Clemens. Hmmmm"