Posted on 02/27/2005 7:57:51 PM PST by JustTheTruth
now we know where the real expression came from,that was the best 8 second ride i ever had
The wife has just reminded me that Alec Baldwin claimed that government souldn't be concerned about sex in any manner and that if he wanted to have sex with an animal, it was nobody's business but his....
Is he really at the Awards ceremony tonight? Let's just make certain.
What a sick o !!!!
My understanding is Michael Moore wasn't at the awards ceremony either, and there's no accounting for his whereabouts.
Gettin' slapped in the face with a tail takes the romance right out of it. I think your friend told me that. Ask him if you should call or just send flowers in the morning. Just curious.
LOL! I think the HSUS or the SPCA should be called immediately! I like the SPCA police on television. You know, when they arrest people who abuse animals. I think that is great! Get this guy for rape of a cow! What do you think the sentence should be? Rape and torture and assault and battery, that is.
One can say his cows are truly "stump broke".
I bet he hates to loose rhythm when he has to run around to kiss the cow on the lips.
Reminds me of the man who wanted to marry a horse. The horse said Niegh.
And then there was the man who learned not to make love to a cow when the grass is first green in the spring.
Ayatolla Khomeni said such an animal cannot be used for food but you can sell it to a neighboring village for food.
Who would put a pig up to it?
Moooooooolester alert
Thanks for the laugh. Nice one.
He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife
Those poor heifers are scarred...or is that scared?...for life. I hope the court makes him pay for their therapy.
Of course. "MOO" means "YES".
Was he fantasizing about Sandra Bullock while performing his dirty deeds?
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