Posted on 03/04/2005 9:25:04 AM PST by End Times Sentinel
An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.
Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.
Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.
The dog wasn't injured, according to KMGH-TV in Denver.
Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
I'd have shot the bitch, I don't mean the dog.
words fail me ping.
I hate wrestling naked dogs.
How short do you have to be to "scale" a four foot fence?
I cringe, but I will need pics for my analysis.
Acting strange you say. How so?
Physically, perhaps not.
Emotionally...
Ah don't tell me it was naked midget woman dog wrestling--sounds like something Howard Stern would have on his show. I really wish I had just skipped over reading this story.
Understatement of the year.
I'm glad the dog wasn't hurt.
You just know the MSM is going to hold this lady up for humiliation, but really, who amongst us hasn't at one time been tempted by the sight of a naked dog to jump a fence and throw it into an airplane spin or the old Double Belly-To-Back Suplex?
[...sound of crickets chirping...]
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
this whole article is so bizarre....
Naked at midnight in Colorado during winter. .....banging a mutt? .....lol...gee, ya think she was boozed up a bit?
What did they charge her with? Trepassing or animal abuse?
What kind of owner name is Six Starr, maybe Porn Starr?
I would never wrestle a naked dog.
NAKED MIDGET DOG WRESTLING? I didn't even think of that! They should have sold tickets!
I really wish I had just skipped over reading this story.
C'mon now, nobody is going to believe you had any expectations of this being a highbrow read.
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
PLEASE!! DO NOT POST PICTURES RIGHT HERE AT LUNCH TIME!
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