Posted on 03/04/2005 9:25:04 AM PST by South Hawthorne
An arrest affidavit indicated that Katherine Earle scaled the four-foot fence just before midnight Tuesday, then stripped in order to wrestle with the male Labrador retriever-blue heeler mix.
Residents of the home awoke from the noise and called police.
Responding officers said Earle told them she was having sex with the dog, and that she does it all the time. The dog's owner, Six Starr, said that Earle has been friendly with the dog, but that Earle has been acting strangely for the past six months.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr told the Grand Junction Sentinel.
The dog wasn't injured, according to KMGH-TV in Denver.
Police arrested Earle on a previous warrant and took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
I'd have shot the bitch, I don't mean the dog.
words fail me ping.
I hate wrestling naked dogs.
How short do you have to be to "scale" a four foot fence?
I cringe, but I will need pics for my analysis.
Acting strange you say. How so?
Physically, perhaps not.
Emotionally...
Ah don't tell me it was naked midget woman dog wrestling--sounds like something Howard Stern would have on his show. I really wish I had just skipped over reading this story.
Understatement of the year.
I'm glad the dog wasn't hurt.
You just know the MSM is going to hold this lady up for humiliation, but really, who amongst us hasn't at one time been tempted by the sight of a naked dog to jump a fence and throw it into an airplane spin or the old Double Belly-To-Back Suplex?
[...sound of crickets chirping...]
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
this whole article is so bizarre....
Naked at midnight in Colorado during winter. .....banging a mutt? .....lol...gee, ya think she was boozed up a bit?
What did they charge her with? Trepassing or animal abuse?
What kind of owner name is Six Starr, maybe Porn Starr?
I would never wrestle a naked dog.
NAKED MIDGET DOG WRESTLING? I didn't even think of that! They should have sold tickets!
I really wish I had just skipped over reading this story.
C'mon now, nobody is going to believe you had any expectations of this being a highbrow read.
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
PLEASE!! DO NOT POST PICTURES RIGHT HERE AT LUNCH TIME!
Before she became homeless, Earle taught locomotive driving at an all boys vocational high school..
This person's father obviously didn't want to piss off George Costanza by naming his child "Seven," so he selected "Six," instead.
Some lifestyles are just too alternative to contemplate.
Next she'll file suit under "equal protection" to legally marry the dog.
Oh no, here comes the gravy train jokes!
Wasn't she John Kerry's family values advisor during the 2004 campaign?
Probably broken-hearted, but he'll get over it.
So? Everyone knows that stuff is fake anyway...
No--didn't think it would have a good outcome after reading the title but my curiosity gets the better of me and then I pay for it with residual mental disturbances.
It used to be Grand Junction-Where men are men and the sheep are scared.
Times change now it's Where the Women are nasty and the dogs don't mind? :)
I resent that..I thought it was rather artfully disguised...
Brings new meaning to the command, "Six Starr, COME!"
So? Everyone knows that stuff is fake anyway...
What about Mexican Naked Dog Wrestling? That's the real McCoy down there, I'm telling ya. The costumes, the pagentry, the athleticism, and that's just the dogs. It truly is "The Sport of Kings".
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
| took her to the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence.
|
Transient, huh? I wonder why no one wanted her...
I didn't need to read that!!!
I swear. This person is not sick. She is disgusting and anyone who would do that is over the edge. Good thing it wasn't my dog. How dare she?
People, relax. We have a serious, experienced professional here. Kids, don't try this at home.
The poloce want to Taser her, but instead they just threw water on her..
Female transient allegedly wrestles naked with dog
By By EMILY MORRIS The Daily Sentinel
Thursday, March 03, 2005
A female transient was arrested Tuesday for wrestling naked with a Grand Junction resident’s dog.
Katherine Earle, 40, jumped over an acquaintance’s four-foot fence at 603 N. Sixth St. just before midnight Tuesday and took off her clothes to start wrestling with the male dog, according to the arrest affidavit.
Earle woke up the occupants of the home, who called the police, according to the affidavit.
When the police arrived, Earle told them she was having sex with the dog and that she does it all the time, according to the affidavit.
The affidavit said Earle was very intoxicated.
Earle had a warrant for her arrest and was booked into the Mesa County Jail to serve a 25-day sentence, according to the affidavit.
Six Starr, the dog’s owner, said she has known Earle for two years, but in the past six months Earle has started acting strangely. Starr said Earle is friendly with the dog, but this is the first time she has been caught wrestling naked with it.
“What took place last night, I don’t even want to guess,” Starr said.
The dog, named Blue, a Labrador retriever and blue heeler mix, appeared undisturbed by the events. During the interview, he was chewing on Earle’s sock, a souvenir from the tryst.
Emily Morris can be reached via e-mail at emorris@gjds.com.
Like the commercial says, tryst..."They were having a threesome?!"
ROTFLOL!
Maybe she was beer-goggling. Was the dog a double-bagger?
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How about they take her to Happy Acres to have her head examined?