Michael Jackson in the Hospital

[kcvl]

The judge has given Michael Jackson one hour to get to court or he will be arrested per Fox News!

[retrokitten]

LOL!!! I knew someone would do it!

[Peach]

Just switched to FNC:

Raymone Bain, MJ spokesman, says that MJ went to hospital at 5:30 and she's trying to figure out what the delay was at the hospital because it was his intention to be in court on time.

MJ did reach out to his attorney and told him why he'd be late. FNC asking why then the attorney couldn't answer the judge about hwere Jackson was.

My words: Since when does anyone expect to get in and out of the hospital in a few hours? Sheesh.

[mystery-ak]

praying for a traffic jam..

[Hoodlum91]

Seriesly? that's hysterical!

[zippee]

Yikes. I hope if Jackson comes back to court that he has a Dr.s Note.

[Howlin]

I'd lay money they are his!

[HairOfTheDog]

The attorney is raking in the money, whether Jackson needs babysitting, or file searching. Don't feel a bit sorry for the lawyer.

Oh I know... I feel sorry for him in a tongue and cheek way because with a job defending this weirdo to a judge and jury, he also has to look in the mirror some days and shake his head at what he's become. It's just such a circus! He's making money, but it isn't the funnest kind of money.

[SAMS]

Heard that flipping thru channels, first thought that came to mind, "What the hell has HE EVER done that could cause him to have a bad back??"

[Peach]

This is so ridiculous. MJ at 16 mile mark.

[Miss Marple]

Hahaha! You and I were thinking along the same liines!

[CitizenM]

Listening to Miss Bain (sp?) now. Yuck - excuses, excuses..."Jackson's back went out around 5:00 am. Doesn't know what took so long at hospital. Michael always intended to be there on time...etc." Yuck.

[metesky]

Oooh! You bad!
:O)

[King Prout]

did his nose fall off?

[Claytay]

Foxnews reporting Jackson is 18 miles from the town of Santa Maria

[Mo1]

MSNBC has time remaining clock up. LOL

LOL !!!

[Howlin]

A sure "clue" to whether this was fake or not will be whether he has on his MAKEUP. Supposedly they are saying this happened while he was getting dressed and he became "paralyzed."

If so, he should be on a stretcher with NO makeup!

[johnb838]

Oh, I'm quite sure the attorney got his up front.

[Rutles4Ever]

Eighteen miles? He's not going to make it. He's coming from Santa Ynez, for crying out loud!

[Peach]

Repeat:

Spokeswoman says that MJ did call his attorney a little after 5:30 a.m.

However, FNC says that doesn't make sense because the judge is furious that the attorney didn't have information about MJ's whereabouts.

[Sybeck1]

Is there a helicopter in the air following this?