"So did you call and hear their side of it?"
"LOL! I already know their side of it my fine muzzie friend." You think you do anyway.
"Why exactly would I want to call their number?"
So as to not be ingnorant? So as to speal with some personal authority and knowledge of the subject?
"Is there a chance I would be speaking to you if I called that number."
Nope.
"Come back later and audition for us again."
Who's us?