[TheForceOfOne]

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

Welcome to the hotel California

[dfwddr]

Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before Relax said the nightman We are programed to recieve You can check out any time you like But you can never leave Welcome to the hotel California

the (now bald)Eagles had it right a long time ago, didn't they !!!!!

[Rockitz]

Welcome to the hotel California

Once again someone's ordering room service and charging it to my room.

If I didn't have the best job in the world, I'd have left long ago.