In that case the chief complained about not having enough money for toys.
Speeding, by the way, is NOT a crime. Not even a misdemeanor. Speeding is a civil infraction. Why, you may ask? So the cops can pull money out of your pocket WITHOUT a complaint being filed.
Or do you actually WANT cops deciding when something is a crime?
Do you GET IT? The Founders built a system that was explicitly sceptical of the government gettting anything right. How many cops per citizen were there at the founding?
Give it a rest eno...........really there is no prudishness involved here. Some people like the beach and don't need to witness this sort of thing...........as the old saying goes, "get a room".
How many people were screwing on public beaches in broad daylight during the time of the founding? If a locality decides it's a crime to screw in public places, then so be it.