Ah, the Irish, they're a wonderful people!
Irish Last Request
> Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service,
> and she's in tears.
> He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
> She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away
> last night."
> The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, did he have any
> last requests?"
> She says, "That he did, Father..."
> The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
> She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun!' *