HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL WEEKEND. FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE TO WORK *YUK* LET'S MAKE IT FUN!
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>>>Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>>>Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
>>>Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
>>>A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
>>>Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
>>>Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>>>Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>>>Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>>>Sanka.
19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>>>Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
>>>A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>>>A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
>>>Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile...:))