I liked that joke the first time I heard it and I still laugh at it. Thanks!
Perhaps the dog should consider running for political office :-)
Dog, what is that on the top of the house?
Ruf! Ruf! Ruf!
What's that on that tree!
Bark! Bark! Bark!
See, I told you that dog could talk before I sold him to you!
So, he retired for family reasons, what is wrong with that -- you anti family value characters drive me nuts! :-)
I never heard it before. Too funny!!
I don't know why, but it cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Well, I've never heard this one before and I think it's really funny. Thanks. Needed a break from the Schiavo sadness. Nothin' like a good joke.
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were driving around town one night, and coming up to a red light, Boudreaux runs right through it, not even slowing down.
Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, you ran dat red light. Be careful!" Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry, Hebert does it all de time, and nuttin ever happens."
A few minutes later, another red light, and Boudreaux runs it too. Thibodeaux screams at him, Boudreaux, you keep running dem red lights, you gonna got us killed!"
Boudreaux assures him, "Mais I done tol' you, Hebert does it all de time wid no problem. Don't worry."
The next intersection they come to, they have a green light, and Boudreaux slams on the brakes, coming to a complete stop on green.
Thibodeaux asks him, "Why you stop for de green light?" Boudreaux, looking cautiously both ways tells him, "Mais, if I gots de green
light, I gots to be careful, 'cause Hebert might be passing de other way!"
Well Ti Jean has a grand ole time at college and gets involved in a weekly bourre' game. For the first few weeks he's doing pretty good, but it turns out he's just being suckered in. By week 6 he's lost almost all of his $1000, so Ti Jean calls his Daddy and asks for another $1000 and their old hound dog, Blue. "What you need dat for, Ti Jean?" asks Comeaux. "Because dese fancy colleges now can teach dogs how to talk," reports Ti Jean, "and the fee is $1000."
So ole Blue arrives on the Greyhound and a check comes in the mail for $1000. Pretty soon Ti Jean loses that $1000 in another bourre' game so he asks for another $1000. "Mon Dieu, Ti Jean, what for?" Comeaux demands. "Dey got a course here can teach ole Blue how to read!" Ti Jean says. "OK," Comeaux relents. "But c'est tout!"
$1000 comes in the mail, and Ti Jean manages to make it through until Christmas break. As he's driving home to Carencro, Ti Jean pulls over to the side of the road, takes out ole Blue and his shotgun and shoots the dog dead. After burying the family pet, he continues on home, where a big sign in the front yard says, "Welcome home Ti Jean and Blue!" Family is all around, cooking and dancing, but Ti Jean gets out of the car with a long face. Comeaux comes over and asks, "Son, where's ole Blue." Ti Jean pulls his Daddy aside and says, "Well Pappa, I was driving home with Blue in the front seat. He was reading the Wall St. Journal and he turned to me and said, 'It sure will be nice to get home for Christmas.' 'Yep' I said. 'You ain't lyin.' Then, Daddy, Blue puts the paper down and turns to me and says, 'Is your Daddy still messin' around wit dat waitress at the Catfish House?'"
Whereupon Comeaux points a stern finger at his son and says, "I hope you shot dat damn dog!" "Dat's EXACTLY what I did, Daddy!" Ti Jean says.