The list is here - a lot of it I recognize as lines from Lewis Grizzard books (may he rest in peace), but "Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares" and "I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!" are definitely country songs.
37 posted on 03/27/2005 6:23:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
(They'll take away my old CRT monitor when they pry it from under my warm, snoozing cat.)