Political Rift Drives Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Apart—for Good (Jen is for Bush)

Swift Report ^ | 3/25/05

[krb]

Ms. Jolie...doused reports that she plans to run for office over the weekend, telling reporters that "I think I've got too many skeletons in my closet for politics."

She probably means that literally.

[marty60]

BS. She insulted one of the Bush girls, calling the President names to her at the agency she was interning at. Frankly, who cares why to rich stars decide to split.

[cmiller623]

I like Jennifer much better now. A woman in Hollywood who thinks that people should invest their own money! Usually it is women that are so liberal...this time Brad Pitt is the liberal nutcase. Go Jennifer!!

[Texas_Jarhead]

"Mr. Pitt was reportedly opposed to military action in Afghanistan..."

If true then this position provides true insight.

[Bringbackthedraft]

"liberal activist Angelina Jolie." No mater how gorgeous they look there is always a flaw. So much for my screen background.

[DCPatriot]

I'm sorry but I can't help but think of the Pitt's character "Floyd" in the movie True Romance.

A guy so stoned doing bong hits that he fails to see any danger in front of him.

[mountaineer]

This is from a satire source, folks!

[plain talk]

Anniston - apparently only one of few normal one over there in Lala land.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I may have to change my opinion of Ms. Aniston.

[0siris]

I don't believe this report. Not that I'm scurrying through gossip columns and E! entertainment to satisfy some fixation on celebrities, but from what I understand Pitt was the more conservative of the two (ie Lieberman-esque) and Aniston was the flaming lib. I remember Aniston calling Bush an "effing idiot".

[Popman]

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Apart—for Good

Dang, that ruined my day for about a nanosecond

[baltoga]

Ditto! Go Jennifer go! I can't believe Troy stud Pitt is a wimpy peace loving tree hugging demoRAT!

[Graymatter]

Ms. Jolie...doused reports that she plans to run for office over the weekend, telling reporters that "I think I've got too many skeletons in my closet for politics."

Too much skeleton between the ears maybe.

[joebuck]

"A guy so stoned doing bong hits that he fails to see any danger in front of him."

And that was the only thing that saved his life when the mob guys came to his house looking for Christian Slater.

[LS]

While I don't think JA is all that, I'd definitely pick her over "buff" Brad :)

[kpp_kpp]

For all who can't read fine print...

Satire

[CaptRon]

Jolie denies plans to run for office, citing 'skeletons in my closet'

OH MAN! STOPYERKILLIN' ME! ROFLMAO!

Where to begin...?

[tiki]

I know how she feels. A few of my relatives are liberals and I despise them. I can't believe anyone can be as stupid as they are, imagine if you were married to one.

[ClearCase_guy]

Ms. Aniston, who earns more than $10 million per film, is said to be a strong supporter of Mr. Bush's privatization initiative, while Mr. Pitt has cast his allegiance with such Democratic stalwarts as Senator Harry Reid and the AARP.

How bias sneaks in, without appearing as bias: "Ms. Aniston -- a fabulously wealthy, greedy and cold-blooded supporter of President Bush disagrees with Mr. Pitt who is a loyal supporter of causes which help the elderly."