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Bush Twins in Sexy April Fool's Joke
Piao.mall.Sina.com ^ | March 30, 2005 | Staff Writer

Posted on 03/30/2005 5:17:22 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin

Bush Twins in Sexy April Fool's Joke

Maxim magazine, known for its risqué photographs of scantily clad women, is now taking on the twin daughters of President Bush in an April Fool's prank.

In its April edition, which debuted Tuesday, Jenna and Barbara Bush are shown depicted in lingerie, as if they had just had a massive pillow fight, with feathers streaming down around them.

The first paragraph reads: "Born Nov. 25, 1981, this Texas twosome burst into the public eye and our dirtiest dreams – right after Daddy moved into the Oval Office."

According to the Houston Chronicle, the publication was working on a new "girl page."

"We thought, 'Who should we prank?'" Maxim executive editor James Heindery told the paper. "How do you make a girl page and make it a prank? We had to watch our p's and q's. We certainly don't want to step on some people's toes, but it seemed like the Bush twins was the first suggestion that everybody threw out. And we thought there was little chance that we would get in too much trouble because I don't think their father would ever want to talk about this."

The image is really a combined illustration of actual photos of the faces of the Bush girls, but 25 models were used with some 75 photos taken to help make a realistic match for the rest of their bodies.

"We definitely tried to be realistic and not put stick figures on them," Heindery said. The magazine doesn't pretend the image is real, though, as it labels it "100% fake."

Despite some coverage of the twins in connection with underage drinking and making faces at the media, there has not been an abundance of stories about them, especially in the wake of a warning from President Bush.

"We took [the warning] into consideration," Heindery told the Chronicle. "But first of all, the girls made news themselves with their antics. Also when [President Bush] brought them along the campaign trail [in 2004] and had them speak at the convention, it made them fair game."

The press secretary for first lady Laura Bush offered a "no comment" after seeing the image via e-mail.

As meida reported, a doctored image recently made news in connection with Newsweek magazine.

For a story about Martha Stewart's new "makeover" as she prepared to leave prison, Newsweek created a cover photo using the homemaking maven's face but someone else's slim body.

The story said that while Stewart and her media empire face many challenges, prison has been good for business and her figure, helping melt worry lines and about 20 pounds.

Regarding the Bush daughters, Heindery told the Chronicle: "We haven't gotten any blow-back [yet]. I think like any good American, they should take [the] joke in stride."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushtwins; maxim
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1 posted on 03/30/2005 5:17:22 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I wonder why no one ever did this with Chelsea?


haha


2 posted on 03/30/2005 5:19:12 PM PST by LiveBait
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

now that's just not right.


3 posted on 03/30/2005 5:19:17 PM PST by Williams
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To: LiveBait

>>>I wonder why no one ever did this with Chelsea?

Or Janet Reno...


4 posted on 03/30/2005 5:20:17 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Support euthanasia? Save Social Security - off yourself now!)
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To: LiveBait

wankers need not apply...


5 posted on 03/30/2005 5:20:42 PM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: LiveBait

cause she looked too much like mama hil and daddy hub???


6 posted on 03/30/2005 5:22:15 PM PST by cajun-jack
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To: LiveBait

Or Amy Carter or Lynda Johnson or Margaret Truman



Come to think of it, Dem Presidents have ugly daughters.


7 posted on 03/30/2005 5:27:57 PM PST by socal_parrot (Live from Spring Training!!!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I don't care if it's fake, it's still my favorite jpg of the year.
8 posted on 03/30/2005 5:27:57 PM PST by Freebird Forever
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I wonder just how far media can take such things - without consent of those whose faces are being used, that is? What would keep someone from putting the head of the pope, the president, or the U.N. SecGen on another man's naked body and printing it in a porn mag?


9 posted on 03/30/2005 5:29:51 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

The ultimate classic, though, has to be the one they did that was supposed to be "Baby" Jessica McClure.


10 posted on 03/30/2005 5:29:56 PM PST by RichInOC (Sometimes, stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)
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To: LiveBait
Because even the thought of Chelsea in a bikini is enough to make Larry Flynt celibate.
11 posted on 03/30/2005 5:31:12 PM PST by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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To: anniegetyourgun

I'm curious to see if Grandma Bush will have any coment on this.


12 posted on 03/30/2005 5:31:58 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Freebird Forever
I don't care if it's fake, it's still my favorite jpg of the year

As they say, "fake but accurate".

13 posted on 03/30/2005 5:33:11 PM PST by ThinkDifferent (These pretzels are making me thirsty)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I don't think anyone ever accused Maxim of having good taste or good morals.


14 posted on 03/30/2005 5:33:54 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
The one on the right looks like her head pasted on a feminine guys body.

Looks like a mans package.

15 posted on 03/30/2005 5:34:44 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

He's right. It's a joke and not too distasteful. After all, they are good looking. It's a good sign of maturity to be able to laugh at oneself. Or is that twoself?


16 posted on 03/30/2005 5:37:24 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: Freebird Forever

same here


17 posted on 03/30/2005 5:39:31 PM PST by Charlespg (Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
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To: socal_parrot

Chelsea, Amy Carter, Janet Reno
The Axis of Ugliness?


18 posted on 03/30/2005 5:41:03 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

O.M.G.

I'd hit it.

Twice.


19 posted on 03/30/2005 5:43:41 PM PST by Norman Conquest (Kerry "honors a faith tradition." Bush believes in "God." You do the math.)
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To: nascarnation

Don't forget Hillary.


20 posted on 03/30/2005 5:46:52 PM PST by Redgirl
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