[Huck]

I'm sure it'll be fair and balanced. If I have a doctor's appointment or I'm in a long line at the grocery store, maybe I'll glance at it.

[cgbg]

I am sure it will be fair and balanced.

Perhaps something like this?:

Coulter is the shrill voice of right-wing extremism, heroine to the neanderthals that inhabit the vast wasteland of flyover country.

Whether they write it or not, that is what the editors of the magazine believe. :-(

[wolfpat]

I'm sure it'll be fair and balanced.
You're on to something there. Think about it. How many of us haven't picked up a Time magazine in years. I'll buy it just to read the article about her. If they do actually manage to write a fair story about her, it might encourage some of us to subscribe. (Not FReepers, of course, because we know what they're up to.)