What grounds do you have to criticize my coffee puns? You thought this was a bunch of monkey shines, but in fact, the subject at hand is coffee. I think you folger-self by going out on a limb with the monkey thing. Coffee puns are one of the hottest forms of black humor, but they can also be rather sweet.
You got me. I'm still on monkeys. In fact, though I don't have a link for it, did you hear about the accident at the English cloning lab where they accidentally blew up the test subjects? The researchers are now trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus' pieces.
Sanka very much for trying to turn the subject back to coffee, though. I didn't mean to roast your hide regarding your puns...I think they're grande.