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ZOT!!! Different location of hair, same electrolysis.
Minivan dweller ^
Posted on 04/22/2005 12:06:18 PM PDT by A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Edited on 04/22/2005 12:22:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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I just heard that Bush and company is trying to pass a law that adds extra taxs to cheap beer like Milwaukee best and naturl light. He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war. He and his old guys party the repitleublicans want to sock to the little guy and college guys like me who can only offord cheap bear and not the good stuff like all you chumps drink that sam adems and budwizer and coors lite and other big shot drinks. Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. It is pay back for us not cow towing to his right wing aganda that only serves to destory the poor and working stifs like me and my mom and dad. So when I go to by some natey lite toniht with my fake id (scew the govement!!!) I will stock up and by maybe 3 or4 cases to hold me over so Bush won't be able to tax me and my bear and get himself out of that mess of a war in the muddle east. If I were you I would do the same and show Bush and his company of hooligans that we can't be taxed and tricked like little cirus animals that are beaten to dance and do tricks for use humans. Have a good day and don't let them know your on to them, that you know that they are trying to keep us down. Slowly now slowly we turn the tide!!!!
Mod note: What more could we mods possibly do that public edyookashun hasn't already done to this poor young man?
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To: tiamat
You made me spew my bear through my nose!
Going to have to wipe down my monitor...
In that case, I must issue my usual disclaimer:
*** I am no more responsible for any damage caused by my postings than Ted Kennedy is for what happens to people inside his Oldsmobile.
161
posted on
04/22/2005 1:08:20 PM PDT
by
Thrusher
(Remember the Mog.)
To: oceanperch
I think you're right. He/she/it is definitely lost.
162
posted on
04/22/2005 1:09:36 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: teenyelliott
Hey, what do you get when you cross a lesbian with a draft dodger?
Chelsea!
Sorry, couldn't resist...
163
posted on
04/22/2005 1:10:18 PM PDT
by
Thrusher
(Remember the Mog.)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Now look what you've done!
You've made the suicide squirrel show up!
164
posted on
04/22/2005 1:10:26 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: Darksheare
You're right.
Besides, he's dead, Jim.
165
posted on
04/22/2005 1:13:56 PM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat
Heck, even the suicide squirrel showed up to laugh at him.
166
posted on
04/22/2005 1:14:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: SandyInSeattle
Oh yeah.
Is that a Seattle brand?
Never seen it here.
167
posted on
04/22/2005 1:15:22 PM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
WOW!!!! Looks like you lasted a total of just over two minutes on FR before the ZOT!!!!!
But then, you ended up in the Troll graveyard......
168
posted on
04/22/2005 1:16:12 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
>>didnt vote for him in the erection of 04<<
Your erection is 0.04? Is that in microns?
To: Conspiracy Guy
Whose to say you can't combine pursuit of chicks with knot tying?
:-)
170
posted on
04/22/2005 1:16:39 PM PDT
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: All
I wonder if this one is related to Too Much Nose Hair that was ZOTTED twice in the last couple of weeks.
171
posted on
04/22/2005 1:18:00 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; ...
"Give me a brake."
Hey, I know you!
You're hk409!
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posted on
04/22/2005 1:19:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: melancholy
Not sure if that is physical length or time of duration.
Poor dumb bastard...
173
posted on
04/22/2005 1:20:43 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears 
Bear wants to know -WTF you talkin about?
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posted on
04/22/2005 1:22:48 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
To: Thrusher
hee haw ha. Not a picture perfect family, are they.
175
posted on
04/22/2005 1:23:02 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: OXENinFLA
Too much cheap beer makes for an unhappy kitty.
176
posted on
04/22/2005 1:23:14 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Thrusher
NO BEAR TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! "And in the Senate today, Senator Grizzly from Alaska ate Senator Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts."
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posted on
04/22/2005 1:23:23 PM PDT
by
retrokitten
(Those eagles, like angels, don't distinguish between work and play.To them, it's all one in the same)
To: A Scary Amount of Chest Hair
Please pass this on to others of like mind!!!! Based on the grammar and spelling in your post, you are in the wrong forum to realistically entertain any hopes of a request like that being fulfilled.
I see by the wrinkling of your piggy brow that I have confused you.
Allow me to rephrase in words you'll understand.
There is no one here of a like mind to yours.
In fact, having now exposed most of it to us, I must say that I am amazed that you manage to live in something so small.
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posted on
04/22/2005 1:24:52 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
To: tiamat
Between the age of 18 and 50, I tied the knot three times. The Third Time I tied it tighter.
179
posted on
04/22/2005 1:25:13 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Caution. Contents under pressure.)
To: cinives
No one person could be that incompetent and still be in college – so he must be a composite, a “collage” kid.
180
posted on
04/22/2005 1:25:20 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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