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1 posted on 04/22/2005 10:52:28 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000

What these guys are really buying is the name. Its a internationally recognized name and with bold leadership...and cheap manufacturing outside of the UK...it could make a profit. I thought the Chinese would rush in and just buy the company for the name.

Where MG screwed up...they made a great car for guys 35 to 45...and they should have marketed it that way. Their advertising was lousy and they just depended on the name to sell the car.


2 posted on 04/22/2005 11:06:58 PM PDT by pepsionice
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"Iran has a history of ties to the UK car industry. Its streets are packed with the ubiquitous Paykan, a carbon copy of the 1960s Hillman Hunter, which until this month was still in production at Iran Khodro."

Paykan Jokes ....

Q. How do you make a Paykan accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Paykan owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Paykan"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Q. Why do Paykans come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.

Q. What do you call a Paykan at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What do you call two Paykans at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. How do you double the value of a Paykan?
A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Paykan with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Paykan go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.

Q. Why don't Paykans sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Paykan passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Paykan?
A. Park it between two Porsches.


3 posted on 04/22/2005 11:15:53 PM PDT by beaver fever
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